Minsc immediately turns at the sound of hinges, hoping to find more evil to smite. (OOC - which direction are these doors; I'm losing visibility) "Boo did not say to open door," Minsc argued. It was pointless, for she could not speak to Boo and, therefore, wouldn't know that. That was logic.
"Boo will bite his eyes, evil woman," Minsc warned. Apparently, cat needed to feel the force of boot upon butt and then it would be flying cat. He would have laughed, but rage was coming on at this affront toward Boo.
I say we follow the most recent tracks if we can determine which is which. And if it's bigger than rats, maybe it's something that can explain what is going on here.
Whipping his head toward the man-witch, Minsc said, "Boo does not think this wise!" He was red with anger at this point, but trying to calm down, lest he spin into deep anger and apply boot to butt with no care for friend or foe.
Tamoko finds the former dining room. There is a long table, broken into pieces, with all the legs broken off, lying on the floor, and a chair with two legs left leans against the outside wall (Western). A Pile of smashed china lies to the north, now covered with dust, rat hair and feces.
"You and Boo and I," Minsc happily replied to the curved sword user (what was a kit-tahn-nuh, anyway?). "Heroes and Rangers! Butt-kicking for goodness!"
"As...eccentric as you are, my berzerker friend, I believe you have a point. It achieves nothing to wander empty rooms. It is clear that our doomed destiny is to encounter the creatures that made that trail. If it is on our terms, possibly with the benefit of surprise, we might at least take a few of them down before we are slaughtered."
Looking at the table, Minsc decided to say something clever and thoughtful. "On the foulest of tables, the evilest eat food of evil.";"Let the so-called smart members of the party ponder that, Boo," Minsc then muttered.
"You speak words with tongue in cheek," Minsc told Xan, as he couldn't make out what the man was trying to express. "Boo has nothing in cheek, save for sometimes a nut." That would definitely confuse the man-witch and make him think twice before battling wits with the likes of Minsc and Boo!
"I am all for accepting one's fate, but to be so certain that one's fate is a horrible death must be a terrible burden. There can be great moments and wild nights, and thrilling adventure." He turns to follow Tamoko down the other hall, letting her be far enough ahead that if there's something terrible up there, it'll hit her first...
At the promise of adventure, Minsc grinned and followed Yoshimo and his strange sword. "We shall face evil with sword and boot," he exclaimed, glad to have found a kindred spirit.
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"Well my little friend it seems your not as stupid as you look."
Tamoko goes on to hum something involving pirate ships and lost treasure.
OOC: troll'd garrick.
"No of course, I would consult Boo's advice in any such matters."
Tamoko finds the former dining room. There is a long table, broken into pieces, with all the legs broken off, lying on the floor, and a chair with two legs left leans against the outside wall (Western). A Pile of smashed china lies to the north, now covered with dust, rat hair and feces.
Boo's need for vengeance was satisfied for the time being. "We must find more evil!" And stamp it out, but that didn't need to be said.
Boo squeaked his agreement.
OOC: Someone else take lead, I'm not doing this right. Haha.
"My friend your every utterance convinces me of the vastly superior intellect of your dear Boo."
"I am surrounded by fools..."