I’m a little over 30 years old. Last week my 3-year old daughter is talking with my wife about me (with me in the room) when she says, “That’s ok if daddy can’t do it. He’s just a really old man.” “You think I’m old?” I asked her, laughing. She looks at me with a big smile and is about to say, “Yes!” when the words die on her lips and she just looks away and says, as though embarrassed and trying to assuage my hurt pride, “I love you, daddy?”
Another one courtesy of my daughter: Last month my wife was helping me navigate an unfamiliar part of the country in the car. I missed my turn and we had to re-plot our course. I was a little upset because the traffic was pretty bad where we were. My daughter gives me this invaluable piece of advice as my wife and I are “discussing” where to go: “Daddy, I know where you have to go! Just follow the black road in between the yellow lines!” Thanks...
Another one courtesy of my daughter: Last month my wife was helping me navigate an unfamiliar part of the country in the car. I missed my turn and we had to re-plot our course. I was a little upset because the traffic was pretty bad where we were. My daughter gives me this invaluable piece of advice as my wife and I are “discussing” where to go: “Daddy, I know where you have to go! Just follow the black road in between the yellow lines!” Thanks...
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https://www.deviantart.com/shelthedreamer/art/Kitten-Swarm-333786081 (a monster write up)
Each year I'm reminded of this anew.
Also, excellent parody video~
Another really good parody video.
https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/international-dalek-remembrance-day?fbclid=IwAR3OrhPLnP_skMAaHVSufzw73tct6G4PV2U9XrDcs_Ktr-Ql4IlNoLBIvyg
Also today: Ugly Sweater Day
On the 24th, it's Eggnog Day!
On the 25th, A'phabet or "No L" day!
And a joke: Bono and the Edge walk into a bar.
And the Bartender Groans. "Not U2 again!"
That moment when you realize Bethesda has patched reality.
“You think I’m old?” I asked her, laughing.
She looks at me with a big smile and is about to say, “Yes!” when the words die on her lips and she just looks away and says, as though embarrassed and trying to assuage my hurt pride, “I love you, daddy?”
Last month my wife was helping me navigate an unfamiliar part of the country in the car. I missed my turn and we had to re-plot our course. I was a little upset because the traffic was pretty bad where we were.
My daughter gives me this invaluable piece of advice as my wife and I are “discussing” where to go:
“Daddy, I know where you have to go! Just follow the black road in between the yellow lines!”
Thanks...
https://www.historyextra.com/period/modern/history-films-inaccurate-worst-best-war-braveheart-darkest-hour/?utm_source=Browser&utm_medium=Web_Push_Notifications&utm_campaign=General Modern
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