Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
There is also this picture carved by a female artist, based on her Dad, a lumberjack. It kind of reminds me a bit of Groot, don't you think?
And if anyone living in England would like a REALLY Unique home, this place just came on the market. It has a graveyard in the front garden. Only 490,000 Pounds. A real steal! Oh, and the graveyard isn't part of the property- it's leased to the Church of England for 999 years. It's located in North Lopham, Norfolk.
"Drop the Po' Boy and soda and take your hands off the Sub!" (for those not from the Southern US, a Po'boy is what ia also called a Sub, Submarine Sandwich, Grinder, Hoagie, etc.)
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Hockey game breaks out after massive pileup on Quebec highway
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/hockey-game-breaks-massive-pileup-quebec-highway-025536297.html?fbclid=IwAR1fIvzotz7jk8XawuwggWXhKQ_0yAC9uQRIBsEZgTZsfFbBJwTPhultjNgI went to a fist-fight and a hockey game broke out...
Mama Godzilla takes her babies on a trip to the city...
That's an awful lot of Godzillas!
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Clever Street Artist Paints Fake Shadows to Playfully Trick Passersby
https://mymodernmet.com/shadow-art-damon-belanger/?fbclid=IwAR3mPeYQXk1yWNZBFGZY-qypjp4AbmbGarusp_V8c-ecmsCriLMogQHozuM
The "Thinking Tree", an ancient Olive Tree in Puglia, Italy.
It kind of reminds me a bit of Groot, don't you think?
And if anyone living in England would like a REALLY Unique home, this place just came on the market. It has a graveyard in the front garden.
Only 490,000 Pounds. A real steal! Oh, and the graveyard isn't part of the property- it's leased to the Church of England for 999 years. It's located in North Lopham, Norfolk.
And a Polish artist, Jacob Rozalski, known by the Sobriquet "Mr. Werewolf" is an unusual Artist who draws Primitive Mecha and Werewolves attacking/defending eastern European peasants of the 19th Century. Here is one of his artworks:
You can find many more here: https://designyoutrust.com/2016/12/bizarre-paintings-of-mecha-robots-attacking-east-european-peasants-of-the-early-20th-century/?fbclid=IwAR2js5aTAuLgJsjc3z5rIxFK69gJ38FYQ7p6fB7kNQ9yxUixyFsoVlYCycg
https://i.imgur.com/iyOfkw8_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
Classic!
Why am I only seeing this now?!
I have 2 half-sisters.
They forgot the Zombie Phlebotemist: Veins! And the Zombie King: Reigns! Or the Zombie Netherlander. Danes!
Trump's real skin color, minus the combover...
Litla Dimun, the smallest of the Faroe Islands, often has it's own personal cloud...
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/litla-dimun?utm_medium=atlas-page&utm_source=facebook.com&fbclid=IwAR0ONIY51pcPX5_db3EggA5jpXpthfa0rFmf_TcmFa_ubEVHLFuZpz_1Y1A
"Drop the Po' Boy and soda and take your hands off the Sub!" (for those not from the Southern US, a Po'boy is what ia also called a Sub, Submarine Sandwich, Grinder, Hoagie, etc.)