What's your *real* alignment?
Kamigoroshi
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Be honest to yourselves. 
- What's your *real* alignment?16 votes
- Evilish Good25.00%
- Goodish Evil12.50%
- Lawful Chaos25.00%
- Chaotic Law18.75%
- Untrue Neutral18.75%
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Small add on, I am not much for breaking rules, so more than likely any kind of chaotic would not be a good fit either. Seriously, I come to a complete stop at STOP signs, I have never understood why doing the right thing was so hard. I broke a window when I was little. My brother and his friends were trying to do it and they kept throwing rocks and damaging this poor family's house so I broke it. As soon as I got home I told my grandma and had to work for the old Mennonite couple in their church for the rest of the summer. Well, they didn't work me too hard, pretty great people and I am still friends with their granddaughter. I have broken rules but I don't do it well. Just not so chaotic probably.
Lol, not true but you are sweet to say so. Just an hour ago I tipped my ottoman to get my cat off so I could I could have it for myself and stretch out. He forgave me though, he's good like that.
Yes, that's totally a real alignment. Mage gang rise!
See why I oust my cat? He thinks this is his throne. Usually we share it, I take one side and he takes the other, then I get up to get a glass of wine and he claims his throne. Grr! So I tilt it until he hops off and I reclaim my $250 ottoman, he can try to fit in anyway he can.
Not much to do with alignment right? I disagree. What do most put up with? He sleeps on my butt most nights and if I go to roll over he bites my hip, no blood just like he is saying, “Hey, I am trying to sleep here, do you mind?” He wakes me up by putting his head and paws on my torso somewhere, usually a breast and slowly extend his claws until I get up. I can’t imagine a bad-ass campaigner, that swings an ax or sword, putting up with that. Then I think of this giant, hairy, biker guy I know that drives around in his giant redneckmobile pick-up with his teacup Yorkie, how awful can he be. He has this angry, gruff demeanor but eh, not so tough after all. When I came back to work after being in the hospital for a while, bruises, stitches and bandages everywhere, he hugged me and asked if he could do anything. Maybe we are not the best judge of our own alignment.
Still not so good, just dumped the cat on the floor again. Not that it helped, he immediately jumped up behind my head and stretched out his arm so he could put his paw on my shoulder. Grr! Should have rescued a dog.
Hey! This is a teen rated forum, thankyouverymuch.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how you 'handle' it...
Space Balls? Seriously?
I'm afraid I'm a boring something between lawful and neutral good, you know, the Starfleet type...
Gotta be at least a little evil to want to tilt his throne untill he abdicates.
Don't judge me.
I make him butt me two, three times with his head before I pet him. Can’t let him think he is running things.
He knows when we are leaving and gets depressed. Seriously he is awful. If one of us leaves he will cry for an hour or more then hop up into the front window until we come back. He needs to be with us. Always.
Picture or it's fake news! ?
His name is Milo, and he has been my lap kitty for the past month or so. Will be sad to return him.
Cute tabby. Looks like he could do more than 1-2 damage with those teeth though!
I can't seem to remember, what was Batman's alignment again? : D
Same as me, Chaotic Law... ?
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Clearly snakes make for far better pets. They don't smell, cannot spread hair everywhere and more importantly: don't utilize their owners as personal scratching posts.