Fatso the Gargantuan (This wouldn't fit, so I put Fatso the Vast)
Fatso: Your days are numbered, Irenicus. So says the mighty axe of Fatso the Gargantuan
Fatso: Me, you blasted idiot!
Irenicus: (facepalms) Whose Idea was it to invite this guy?
CHARNAME: (raises hand slowly)
Irenicus: See CHARNAME, this is why we can't have nice things.
Fatso: Maybe we should just skip the small talk, and get right to the killin'
Irenicus: And now you're stealing lines from the first game? OK, "DRASUS"
CHARNAME: Uhh...can we fight now?
Irenicus: Son of a....*yes*!