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  • Night_WatchNight_Watch Member Posts: 514
    Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
    LordRumfish
  • PeccaPecca Member Posts: 2,175
    Is Thundersoul an alien? Are there aliens in this thread? Are you an alien? I wanna hear more about aliens!
  • Kitteh_On_A_CloudKitteh_On_A_Cloud Member Posts: 1,629

    Paulg said:

    "What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?

    Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.

    I thought the answer was 'nothing'.
    PaulgButtercheese
  • KaltzorKaltzor Member Posts: 1,050
    Why is there a distinct lack of opportunities to cause black holes to open in the game?
    Buttercheese
  • moody_magemoody_mage Member Posts: 2,054
    Why are kittens just so darned tasty?
    ElectricMonkFredjoButtercheesesemiticgoddess
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    Why user ObviouslyLEET flag me 7 abuses over one night and is acting like douchebag himself in the BG:EE Fanfiction topic?
  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    Will you be my alibi for the 16th of December?

    Also, where can I buy some piano wire?
    Buttercheese
  • PaulgPaulg Member Posts: 115

    Paulg said:

    "What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?

    Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.

    I thought the answer was 'nothing'.
    you, of course, are correct. that was my favorite riddle from bgII.

  • pixie359pixie359 Member Posts: 251
    a) Why is the only Spanish phrase I know 'A big big round of applause?
    b) In what circumstances will this become useful?
    ElectricMonk
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Is it true that devas and planetars taste like chicken? And have aasimars the same flavour?
  • iKrivetkoiKrivetko Member Posts: 934
    Have you ever been alone at night, thought you heard footsteps behind, turned around and no one's there?
    Metalloman
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    Why Minsc?

    If you have to ask, you'll never know. Sorry.
    BelgarathMTHBattlehamsterButtercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    How happy is a camel on hump day?

    As happy as a camel gets, which isn't much, the miserable beasts. If you ever want to cure a good mood, go out drinking with a camel. That'll fix that right up.

    BelgarathMTHelminster
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    Paulg said:

    "What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?

    Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.

    I thought the answer was 'nothing'.
    Damn. I was sure it was cake.
    BelgarathMTHElectricMonkButtercheese
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    What happens if you try and mimic your shadow? Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
  • pixie359pixie359 Member Posts: 251

    Paulg said:

    "What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?

    Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.

    I thought the answer was 'nothing'.
    Damn. I was sure it was cake.
    The cake is a lie.
    PaulgSyntia13
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    T̛o ͢be ơr͢ not̷ ̸to ͏bę.
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963

    T̛o ͢be ơr͢ not̷ ̸to ͏bę.

    is that the question?

    aqzinaSyntia13CrevsDaak
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,643
    edited September 2013
    Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns come in packs of 8?

    If a man says something with no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
    Syntia13
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747

    T̛o ͢be ơr͢ not̷ ̸to ͏bę.

    is that the question?

    Is there a questionmark behind it.
    [Deleted User]Syntia13
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    There is not, so you aren't asking whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or not.
    ElectricMonkrexregSyntia13
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    What happens if you try and mimic your shadow?

    People look at you like you're weird.

    Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

    Honestly, I've often wondered this myself. I don't have a good answer for you. If I had to take a guess, I'd say it's likely down to coaches/team managers who aren't capable of thinking outside the box, or possibly a legitimately humanitarian desire not to want the goalie to get his head dunked in the toilet every halftime by his a-hole jock teammates.
    smeagolheartCleaveNatenButtercheese
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,643
    edited September 2013

    Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

    Honestly, I've often wondered this myself. I don't have a good answer for you. If I had to take a guess, I'd say it's likely down to coaches/team managers who aren't capable of thinking outside the box, or possibly a legitimately humanitarian desire not to want the goalie to get his head dunked in the toilet every halftime by his a-hole jock teammates.
    If there was a Baldur's Gate Hockey League, my first draft for a goalie would be Centeol, then Algernon for a backup.
    lolienButtercheeseZaferick
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    Why does Irenicus wear a bathing cap all the time?

    Little known fact that isn't true: Originally, Irenicus was supposed to wear a spiffy top hat, but the technology to make it look good just wasn't there at the time. As you'll see when you play the Enhanced Edition, we replaced the bathing cap with the top hat in the new version.




    OK, just so we're absolutely, 100% clear and nobody starts screaming at me: we did NOT replace the bathing cap with a top hat in BG2EE. It's actually a fedora.
    So Irenicus is a Time Lord?
    Buttercheese
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