"What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?
Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.
"What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?
Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.
I thought the answer was 'nothing'.
you, of course, are correct. that was my favorite riddle from bgII.
As happy as a camel gets, which isn't much, the miserable beasts. If you ever want to cure a good mood, go out drinking with a camel. That'll fix that right up.
Why do people come here and ask you questions when the thread is clearly titled as "The Don't Ask Me Anything Thread" ?
Roleplayers are iconoclasts. They're rulebreakers. They don't bow down to The Man, man! THEY MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM MACHINE! YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM DOWN WITH YOUR "GUIDELINES" AND "RULES"! WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE, HUH? (or me, as the case may be) ANSWER ME THAT! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, TELLING ME NOT TO ASK *YOU* QUESTIONS? WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME! YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT? "#*&% YOU" IS WHAT I SAY TO THAT! I'LL ASK YOU A QUESTION, AND BY BHAAL'S BLOODY ORBS YOU BETTER ANSWER ME OR THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY, SEE IF THERE ISN'T! BEAMDOG'S IN THE PHONEBOOK! I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK!
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That's why.
But you already know all this, of course -- you asked me a question in the clearly titled "Don't Ask Me Anything" thread, after all.
"What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?
Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.
"What is better than the best of things, worse than the worst of things, you love it more than life, and fear it more than death, the rich have need of it and the poor have it in endless supply"?
Hmmm. That is a tough one. Is the answer cake...? I'm gonna go with cake.
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns come in packs of 8?
Because the buns are too big. You cut the extra hot dogs up into smaller chunks and add them to the end of the other weiners so you don't finish your meal with a thoroughly unsatisfying mouthful of ketchup, mustard, and bun.
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Honestly, I've often wondered this myself. I don't have a good answer for you. If I had to take a guess, I'd say it's likely down to coaches/team managers who aren't capable of thinking outside the box, or possibly a legitimately humanitarian desire not to want the goalie to get his head dunked in the toilet every halftime by his a-hole jock teammates.
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Honestly, I've often wondered this myself. I don't have a good answer for you. If I had to take a guess, I'd say it's likely down to coaches/team managers who aren't capable of thinking outside the box, or possibly a legitimately humanitarian desire not to want the goalie to get his head dunked in the toilet every halftime by his a-hole jock teammates.
If there was a Baldur's Gate Hockey League, my first draft for a goalie would be Centeol, then Algernon for a backup.
Why does Irenicus wear a bathing cap all the time?
Little known fact that isn't true: Originally, Irenicus was supposed to wear a spiffy top hat, but the technology to make it look good just wasn't there at the time. As you'll see when you play the Enhanced Edition, we replaced the bathing cap with the top hat in the new version.
OK, just so we're absolutely, 100% clear and nobody starts screaming at me: we did NOT replace the bathing cap with a top hat in BG2EE. It's actually a fedora.
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Also, where can I buy some piano wire?
b) In what circumstances will this become useful?
never gonna give me up
never gonna let me down
never gonna run around and desert me
never gonna make me cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt me?
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That's why.
But you already know all this, of course -- you asked me a question in the clearly titled "Don't Ask Me Anything" thread, after all.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns come in packs of 8?
If a man says something with no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, GOD DAMN IT!
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If cake is a lie, what have I been doing all these years...?