I heard he is a fan and is rewriting the entire BGII script to reflect the canonization of the novels. I wonder if this is true AND I wonder which forum member will kill him first for it?
"Grab your torches and pitchforks here! $5 for a torch and $15 for a pitchfork! Come one; come all to the annual Hunt the Foley! First to run him through gets a promote!!!"
Well, people were talking about wanting some Baldur's Gate merchandise...
Honestly, I haven't read them. There's a rumour the office has copies, but I've never been able to find them.
They, uh, don't seem to have been terribly well-received, but I really would like to know what the official canon version of events was, now that Murder in Baldur's Gate has more or less confirmed some form of BG1/2/ToB actually "happened".
I heard he is a fan and is rewriting the entire BGII script to reflect the canonization of the novels. I wonder if this is true AND I wonder which forum member will kill him first for it?
My last post notwithstanding, this is TOTALLY true.
@AndrewFoley I, um, actually have copies of the novels, up in my attic. And... yeah. A Minsc with red hair who would rather wash dishes rather than adventure... Khalid boinking anything that moved (which is why Jaheira moved on so quickly with Abdel Adrian...) it's kind of a train wreck and nothing like the game at all. And it only got worse from there. In the second book, Irenicus is winning and decides to take out Abdel Adrian by casting "Imprisonment" on both of them. (How is that supposed to work, exactly?) Both of them sink into the earth, Jaheira cries and Abdel pops back out of the ground. Irenicus never makes it back up. I was like... o.O
Is Xan correct in his assumption We're all doomed?
Or
Is Minsc correct in his assumption that we... like all heroes; such as you, Boo and I. Especially Hamsters and rangers everywhere, should in fact, be rejoicing?
And is the word assumption, a little like the word consumption, but with more ass in it?
Is Xan correct in his assumption We're all doomed?
Or
Is Minsc correct in his assumption that we... like all heroes; such as you, Boo and I. Especially Hamsters and rangers everywhere, should in fact, be rejoicing?
They're both right. We're all doomed; it's time to party.
ive heard you can bash out the core of one of them (loonie or toonie) and send it in for a replacement. true or false? plus i have a canadian 5$ bill, ive had foerver. mabe someday, it will be better than a american 5$ bill! lol
It is illegal to destroy a twonie. It is illegal to do anything with it other than buy things. The Canadian Mint does not want anyone else to experience the guilty pleasure of burning money. They look too much like pesos anyways. The glow in the dark quarter is the superior coin.
You say you've had that $5 forever? Does that $5 bill have children playing hockey? Then you have not had it forever. You should upgrade it to one with space robots. It's better than the American $5 bill because it has space robots on it.
ive heard you can bash out the core of one of them (loonie or toonie) and send it in for a replacement. true or false? plus i have a canadian 5$ bill, ive had foerver. mabe someday, it will be better than a american 5$ bill! lol
It is illegal to destroy a twonie. It is illegal to do anything with it other than buy things. The Canadian Mint does not want anyone else to experience the guilty pleasure of burning money. They look too much like pesos anyways. The glow in the dark quarter is the superior coin.
You say you've had that $5 forever? Does that $5 bill have children playing hockey? Then you have not had it forever. You should upgrade it to one with space robots. It's better than the American $5 bill because it has space robots on it.
sir Coriander, i dare say you win. on all points apparently. cant destroy the money, the glow in the dark quarter is obviously superior, i apparently have NOT had that 5$ bill forever, and space robot 5$ bills does sound more appealing. so, as i said. you win!
I have a Canadian $2 bill somewhere. With Queen Liz on it (And looking like she did in the 50's or thereabouts). I also have a Bahamanian $1 bill, with a literal ocean of fish on the back of it. And many American $2 bills (if 2="many"). I also have a Sacagawea dollar, the Eisenhower Dollar, and some Susan B. Anthony dollars.
I have a Canadian $2 bill somewhere. With Queen Liz on it (And looking like she did in the 50's or thereabouts). I also have a Bahamanian $1 bill, with a literal ocean of fish on the back of it. And many American $2 bills (if 2="many"). I also have a Sacagawea dollar, the Eisenhower Dollar, and some Susan B. Anthony dollars.
I still have a few Canadian $2 bills, and I think I have one US $2 bill.
Sometimes you write a line you know you should just cut because it's never going to get past the higher-ups. And sometimes you don't cut that line, just to make sure the higher-ups are on their toes.
Sometimes you write a line you know you should just cut because it's never going to get past the higher-ups. And sometimes you don't cut that line, just to make sure the higher-ups are on their toes.
Did you try including a line where Charname asks Imoen if he can put it in her butt? After he finds out she's his sister of course.
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2. Sure! I'm assuming you have the 20 million or so dollars it'll take to get the rights and do the development?
3. Yes, but only 15 years after it's released.
They, uh, don't seem to have been terribly well-received, but I really would like to know what the official canon version of events was, now that Murder in Baldur's Gate has more or less confirmed some form of BG1/2/ToB actually "happened".
Or
Is Minsc correct in his assumption that we... like all heroes; such as you, Boo and I. Especially Hamsters and rangers everywhere, should in fact, be rejoicing?
And is the word assumption, a little like the word consumption, but with more ass in it?
You say you've had that $5 forever? Does that $5 bill have children playing hockey? Then you have not had it forever. You should upgrade it to one with space robots. It's better than the American $5 bill because it has space robots on it.
(Alternatively, if this line of thought displeases you, you are free to treat the text as "I like turtles.")
http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/comment/357170/#Comment_357170 - Context is for the weak!
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I also am powerless to resist any opportunity to goof off. Gods help us all if I ever win an award (HIIIIIIINT
I really tried to find a punchline for this and came up totally blank. Sorry.