What your favourite Baldur’s Gate romance says about you:
Aerie: “Girls shouldn’t wear make-up because it’s unnatural.” Anomen Delryn: You have given up on love and are now taking what you can get. Dorn Il-Khan: You have serious daddy issues and only listen to black metal. Glint Gardernersonson: You are in desperate need of a hug. Hexxat: People frequently call you an emo, but you are actually a post-goth with punk and industrial influences. Jaheira: You wanna bang your best friend’s mom. Neera: You are really into anime and own at least three different body pillows. Rasaad yn Bashir: “The Dorn and Jaheira romances are problematic.” Safana: You are a closet sub and no one must ever know. But everyone knows anyway. Captain Schael Corwin: You are overall a well-adjusted person but you have the worst luck always. Viconia deVir: You have some serious ego issues. Voghiln the Mighty: People frequently say “Oh, honey…” to you while looking at you with pity.
Aerie: “Girls shouldn’t wear make-up because it’s unnatural.” Anomen Delryn: You have given up on love and are now taking what you can get. Dorn Il-Khan: You have serious daddy issues and only listen to black metal. Glint Gardernersonson: You are in desperate need of a hug. Hexxat: People frequently call you an emo, but you are actually a post-goth with punk and industrial influences. Jaheira: You wanna bang your best friend’s mom. Neera: You are really into anime and own at least three different body pillows. Rasaad yn Bashir: “The Dorn and Jaheira romances are problematic.” Safana: You are a closet sub and no one must ever know. But everyone knows anyway. Captain Schael Corwin: You are overall a well-adjusted person but you have the worst luck always. Viconia deVir: You have some serious ego issues. Voghiln the Mighty: People frequently say “Oh, honey…” to you while looking at you with pity.
Is it telling that I romance Aerie and my IRL wife doesn't wear makeup?
The saga continues. Had to slightly censor it from the original, wouldn't want to break any forum rules now, would we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not familiar with every mod ever, obviously, so feel free to expand the list ~
What your favourite Baldur’s Gate romance says about you - Mod Edition:
Ajantis Ilvastarr: Your favourite movie of all time is A Knight’s Tale from 2001. Branwen: You only listen to power metal and once bought a drinking horn at a medieval market. Coran:Oh honey … Dynaheir: You are a huge sub and wear a choker in public. Edwin Odesseiron: You regret every one-night-stand you ever had. Haer’Dalis: Even if you are not a personal fan of [insert kink here], you sure as hell tried it at some point. Imoen: You once got drunk and then made out with your cousin. Keldorn Firecam: You unironically call your partner "daddy" and don’t even feel a little bit ashamed about that. Kivan: You had the biggest crush on Kurt Cobain. Romantic Encounters (BG1): You are a virgin and got all your sexual education from reading adult fanfiction. Romantic Encounters (BG2): You write adult fanfiction. Saerileth: You are either still a teenager or you should seriously reevaluate your life choices. Sarevok Anchev: Same as Imoen, but you are also kinky as f***. Shar-Teel: You are 30 and live in your mom’s basement, spending all day watching adult anime on the internet. Solaufein: Romeo and Juliet is your favourite stage play ever. Tsujatha: You believe that The Lord of the Rings is flawless in every conceivable way and get personally offended when people disagree. Xan: You used to make edgy™ Evanescence AMVs as a teenager.
The saga continues. Had to slightly censor it from the original, wouldn't want to break any forum rules now, would we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not familiar with every mod ever, obviously, so feel free to expand the list ~
What your favourite Baldur’s Gate romance says about you - Mod Edition:
Ajantis Ilvastarr: Your favourite movie of all time is A Knight’s Tale from 2001. Branwen: You only listen to power metal and once bought a drinking horn at a medieval market. Coran:Oh honey … Dynaheir: You are a huge sub and wear a choker in public. Edwin Odesseiron: You regret every one-night-stand you ever had. Haer’Dalis: Even if you are not a personal fan of [insert kink here], you sure as hell tried it at some point. Imoen: You once got drunk and then made out with your cousin. Keldorn Firecam: You unironically call your partner "daddy" and don’t even feel a little bit ashamed about that. Kivan: You had the biggest crush on Kurt Cobain. Romantic Encounters (BG1): You are a virgin and got all your sexual education from reading adult fanfiction. Romantic Encounters (BG2): You write adult fanfiction. Saerileth: You are either still a teenager or you should seriously reevaluate your life choices. Sarevok Anchev: Same as Imoen, but you are also kinky as f***. Shar-Teel: You are 30 and live in your mom’s basement, spending all day watching adult anime on the internet. Solaufein: Romeo and Juliet is your favourite stage play ever. Tsujatha: You believe that The Lord of the Rings is flawless in every conceivable way and get personally offended when people disagree. Xan: You used to make edgy™ Evanescence AMVs as a teenager.
Please stop talking. You're making me want to try more mods. By which, I mean, do more!
I could give a relatively complete list of BG2 romances, but I'd suck at making them memes.
F PC romances: Adrian, Angelo, Aran, Arath, Chloe, Dace, Darian, Farin, Gavin, Isra, Kari, Kelsey, Sarah, Sime, Sirene
M PC romances: Amber, Arath, Dace, Fade, Faren, Isra, Kari, Kiara, Kim, Leina, Nalia, Nathaniel, Ninde, Rjali, Sheena, Sime, Sirene, Taim, Tashia, Tyris, Yvette
What your favourite Baldur’s Gate romance says about you - Mod Edition (Addendum):
Valygar Corthala: The lewdest thing you ever did in your life was to hold hands with someone in public *gasp* Yoshimo: You once did a drunk striptease at a party. And you don’t regret it.
If he's a lizard king, can he do anything? Can he make the earth stop in its tracks? Did he make the blue cars go away? *hides in some abandoned basement with his obscure references*
I’ve been browsing some old D&D book pdf’s and decided to take some screenshots …
I think a Lizard King is supposed to be a Lizard Folk mutated by forces of the Abyss, which explains the chaotic evil alignment while the average Lizard Folk is (true) neutral.
By Odin's spear, man, why did you bring that up? Now and need steel wool, bleach, and medication to get rid of those memories that I'd thought I'd erased.
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I am not familiar with every mod ever, obviously, so feel free to expand the list ~
I could give a relatively complete list of BG2 romances, but I'd suck at making them memes.
F PC romances:
Adrian, Angelo, Aran, Arath, Chloe, Dace, Darian, Farin, Gavin, Isra, Kari, Kelsey, Sarah, Sime, Sirene
M PC romances:
Amber, Arath, Dace, Fade, Faren, Isra, Kari, Kiara, Kim, Leina, Nalia, Nathaniel, Ninde, Rjali, Sheena, Sime, Sirene, Taim, Tashia, Tyris, Yvette
/sits back with popcorn
*hides in some abandoned basement with his obscure references*
http://www.dungeonsdragonscartoon.com/2009/08/lolth-demon-queen-of-spiders.html?m=1