And it is shown, by science, that small things are more cuddly. Cuddly things also make the best romantic interests. Therefore, Adventure Y needs an Alora romance option.
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I'm more into tall women, but I do find small fuzzy animals more cuddly. Than big, scaley ones I mean.
Er, no big scaly women in Adventure Y? Right? Please? I'm scared? So scared everything is a question?
If we could just get back to topic and everyone would understand that Adventure Y is clearly a fishing game, with the Bhaalspawn seeking rest and relaxation between murder and carnage. Trent Oster in this picture is obviously explaining: "The other day I cought a shiny, delicious trout and it was THIS big." I deduce this from his body language and from a much overlooked mystery-tweet by Andrew Fowley.
So now there is no more denying that either a) Adventure Y's true identity has been revealed, or b) I'm getting paranoid and I have to go to bed. Oh, well, I guess b) is the case and I'm off sleeping with the fish!
While sitting on a Gazebo quietly fishing, Charname is visited by the Spirit of Carnage Past (BG), the Spirit of Carnage Present (luring him/her into a few quests = Adventure Y), and the Spirit of Carnage Still to Come (SoA & ToB). The musical score will be from Schubert's Trout Quintet. Or maybe some old disco by Gazebo.
And it is shown, by science, that small things are more cuddly. Cuddly things also make the best romantic interests. Therefore, Adventure Y needs an Alora romance option.
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If this happened, my brain would explode in happiness.
And it is shown, by science, that small things are more cuddly. Cuddly things also make the best romantic interests. Therefore, Adventure Y needs an Alora romance option.
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If this happened, my brain would explode in happiness.
Inorite! Alora and Mazzy are my favorite npcs and I can't romance either of them QQ
I say we march to Beamdog HQ and demand these romances!
What do we want?! Shorties! When do we want them?! Soon!
Yeah! Soon™!
They cannot deny us forever!
Actually, is there any game where you can romance a dwarf/halfling/gnome chick/dude?
I love short races and always either play gnome girls or Elf (Drow when I can) guys in games.
I love Alora and Mazzy in BG, but no romance
Recently playing Inquisition and Dagna and Scout Harding are both super adorable but still no romance! QQ (You can even flirt with Scout Harding, such a teasing game T_T)
Is there any doubt that Trent is the most ripped computer programmer of all time?
One of my favourite moments of my time at Beamdog so far was when someone asked Sereana (the actress who played Hexxat) if she'd met Trent. Her response: "Yeah, he's the guy with the arms, right?"
With the state my knees are in, I doubt I'd notice. The lesson here is, if you want to take up fencing, do it when you're in your twenties. Or younger, if possible.
With the state my knees are in, I doubt I'd notice. The lesson here is, if you want to take up fencing, do it when you're in your twenties. Or younger, if possible.
Unfortunately, the best cure for knees is almost always 'lose weight!', which even from a Doctor with your best interests at heart goes over like a lead balloon. The next best, which isn't as good, is to strengthen the legs. Muscle helps absorb shock.
From personal experience though, I very strongly recomend trying out cycling or swimming. I spent much of my life significantly overweight (+350lbs, went down to 175 a few years back, looked positively bizzare! 6'3 and a big frame looks weird that skinny, but the tiny waist was awesome), so my knees are really ugly, but cycling really does help without adding stress to the joints. You can try yoga too, its great stuff. Totally kills my shoulders and legs doing my short routine.
I say we march to Beamdog HQ and demand these romances!
What do we want?! Shorties! When do we want them?! Soon!
Yeah! Soon™!
They cannot deny us forever!
Actually, is there any game where you can romance a dwarf/halfling/gnome chick/dude?
I love short races and always either play gnome girls or Elf (Drow when I can) guys in games.
I love Alora and Mazzy in BG, but no romance
Recently playing Inquisition and Dagna and Scout Harding are both super adorable but still no romance! QQ (You can even flirt with Scout Harding, such a teasing game T_T)
Where have you people BEEN!
There were some dark days in the forum when I felt Gnomes were going to be conspired to the monster classes...
We do need more shorties. And we need shorties with beards we can love too.
also, @Anduin, I've been busy necromancy-ing things in Icewind Dale with my RP party involving the two main protagonists being a Drow Cleric/Mage Necromancer and his love interest, a cutesy gnomish bard girl.
The adventures of Val'myr and Piro (and their friends)!
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You will suffer. You will all suffer.
Especially undead gnomes
Er, no big scaly women in Adventure Y? Right? Please? I'm scared? So scared everything is a question?
So now there is no more denying that either a) Adventure Y's true identity has been revealed, or b) I'm getting paranoid and I have to go to bed. Oh, well, I guess b) is the case and I'm off sleeping with the fish!
While sitting on a Gazebo quietly fishing, Charname is visited by the Spirit of Carnage Past (BG), the Spirit of Carnage Present (luring him/her into a few quests = Adventure Y), and the Spirit of Carnage Still to Come (SoA & ToB). The musical score will be from Schubert's Trout Quintet. Or maybe some old disco by Gazebo.
He's bound to the gazebo with the shifty door. Obviously.
It's heartbreaking!
What do we want?!
Shorties!
When do we want them?!
Soon!
They cannot deny us forever!
Actually, is there any game where you can romance a dwarf/halfling/gnome chick/dude?
I love short races and always either play gnome girls or Elf (Drow when I can) guys in games.
I love Alora and Mazzy in BG, but no romance
Recently playing Inquisition and Dagna and Scout Harding are both super adorable but still no romance! QQ (You can even flirt with Scout Harding, such a teasing game T_T)
From personal experience though, I very strongly recomend trying out cycling or swimming. I spent much of my life significantly overweight (+350lbs, went down to 175 a few years back, looked positively bizzare! 6'3 and a big frame looks weird that skinny, but the tiny waist was awesome), so my knees are really ugly, but cycling really does help without adding stress to the joints. You can try yoga too, its great stuff. Totally kills my shoulders and legs doing my short routine.
There were some dark days in the forum when I felt Gnomes were going to be conspired to the monster classes...
We do need more shorties. And we need shorties with beards we can love too.
also, @Anduin, I've been busy necromancy-ing things in Icewind Dale with my RP party involving the two main protagonists being a Drow Cleric/Mage Necromancer and his love interest, a cutesy gnomish bard girl.
The adventures of Val'myr and Piro (and their friends)!
MOAR!