100. You always roll 6 deep. When someone else asks you if they can hang with you, you tell them you don't have any room in your party. 101. Either that, or you spend your days alone so you don't have to share your XP.
46. You find yourself hitting the Tab button alot on websites to see what something.
And that happens to me a lot. OS X's tooltips trigger wheb you have the cursor one and a half second over it, and I have the same setting in the game... Nowadays I wonder why TAB is ineffective in Finder...
102) when you have an epifany but the 'wisdom has been permanentely raised by 1 point' does not trigger.
103) when you search for scrolls with red, blue or white in a library.
104) when you buy a heavy and bog book thinking that will help you improve because it's magical.
105) when you discover that stylish sinthetyc clothes don't give damage reduction.
106) right after you discover that being nude don't gives the same AC bonus as being clothed.
107. When a stranger comes up to you to ask you something, you'll reply "I don't normally speak to the likes of you but... hello."
108. Every time you go to a store, you bring all your loot and sell that first, so as to generate the means to purchase the new gear or other goods you desire.
111. After cleaning your apartment/bedroom, you shout satisfied: "My inn is as clean as an elven arse". Bystanders give you a strange look. 112. When your boss asks you to do something, you mumble "I do not understand this 'mouse magic' that makes me do your bidding." 113. When you're outside on a cloudy day and all of the sudden the Sun appears from behind a cloud, you shout "Praise Lathander, for with my heart I feel your eternal love".
111. After cleaning your apartment/bedroom, you shout satisfied: "My inn is as clean as an elven arse". Bystanders give you a strange look.
This one just happened yesterday, as one of my work colleagues said "My pc is as clean as an elven arse" after my complete cleanup: I fell off my chair! XD
[...] This one just happened yesterday, as one of my work colleagues said "My pc is as clean as an elven arse" after my complete cleanup: I fell off my chair! XD [...]/blockquote>
116. When you refer to your backpack as your Bag of Holding (I recently bought a Bag of Holding backpack to my brother for his doctorate graduation). 117. When your kids start yelling, you try to cast "Silence 15' " on them.
129) when you find yourself saying 'man, was INT your dump stat or you got hit by mind flayers??' To someone that made a very silly mistake (eg 2x1=4)
LOL. I've actually used that.
Yeah, I use very commonly, looks like in my school class everyone has Half-Orc racial modifiers to INT plus they used it as a dump stat, good luck a !ind Flayer didn't attack them even once because I'd be alone in the class.
137. Your boyfriend complains about someone who's getting on his nerves, and you offer to deal with the offending person by saying "You point, I punch!" (I actually did this 5 minutes ago...he had no idea I was quoting Baldur's Gate to him :P)
142. When you order a beer and pretend the bartender tells you the latest town gossips. 143. When you consider Imoen, Minsc, Yoshimo and all the others to really be your friends, not just pixels and strings of code. By the same meter, when you felt genuinely betrayed after what happened to Yoshimo in SpellHold. Some things are not easy to forgive.
144. While working at the job you hate, you often mutter under your breath, "Get me *out* of this *hellhole*! 145. While working at the job you hate, in the dark supply room, you often mutter under your breath in the tone of a dying person "Oooh, it's *so* dark!" 146. While working at the job you hate, and contemplating faking an illness and taking a day of sick leave tomorrow, you mutter under your breath "*Cough, cough*, I think I'm coughing up blood!"
144. While working at the job you hate, you often mutter under your breath, "Get me *out* of this *hellhole*! 145. While working at the job you hate, in the dark supply room, you often mutter under your breath in the tone of a dying person "Oooh, it's *so* dark!" 146. While working at the job you hate, and contemplating faking an illness and taking a day of sick leave tomorrow, you mutter under your breath "*Cough, cough*, I think I'm coughing up blood!"
144. While working at the job you hate, you often mutter under your breath, "Get me *out* of this *hellhole*!
ROFL!
I do this so often that sometimes in meetings when people talk, I hear that instead of what they are actually saying. I should probably see a therapist about that, huh?
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101. Either that, or you spend your days alone so you don't have to share your XP.
102) when you have an epifany but the 'wisdom has been permanentely raised by 1 point' does not trigger.
103) when you search for scrolls with red, blue or white in a library.
104) when you buy a heavy and bog book thinking that will help you improve because it's magical.
105) when you discover that stylish sinthetyc clothes don't give damage reduction.
106) right after you discover that being nude don't gives the same AC bonus as being clothed.
Edit:Oh crap, dem ninjas.
108. Every time you go to a store, you bring all your loot and sell that first, so as to generate the means to purchase the new gear or other goods you desire.
112. When your boss asks you to do something, you mumble "I do not understand this 'mouse magic' that makes me do your bidding."
113. When you're outside on a cloudy day and all of the sudden the Sun appears from behind a cloud, you shout "Praise Lathander, for with my heart I feel your eternal love".
EDIT: This one just happened yesterday, as one of my work colleagues said "My pc is as clean as an elven arse" after my complete cleanup: I fell off my chair! XD
EDIT2: typo
117. When your kids start yelling, you try to cast "Silence 15' " on them.
121. You memorize a scroll and are shocked that it somehow still exists
122. You have an irrational fear of a lich lurking the backrooms of the local tavern
123. You love saying "Away with you, beggar" to people who annoy you
124. When your epitaph is "To end...like THIS?!" (in fact, it sounds like great last words to me)
124. When you leave cirkus before illusionist performace. Just in case.
125. When you wonder why the Smurfs do not ask Ursa for help against Gargamel.
128) when you quote Irenicus by saying: I will no longer listen to the babbling of ignorant children! To end a foolish discussion.
129) when you find yourself saying 'man, was INT your dump stat or you got hit by mind flayers??' To someone that made a very silly mistake (eg 2x1=4)
130) You feel that you RULE ALL, or that you think "One day I will point and click".
131) when talking to people, you ask them the same question over and over again to see if they respond in the same manner.
132) You've seriously considered getting into the Black Market Turnip selling business.
133) You've tried to stop someone chopping down a tree because it might have a Dryad in it
134) You have a brother named Daryl and another brother named Daryl.
135) You see strange Rocky and Bullwinkle references in everything.
136) You get in endless (and some would say useless) debates on how alignment works in relation to Faerun/The Forgotten realms.
139. When you punch your older brother and his reaction is: "Hit, to no effect?!"
140. When you are an archaeologist and hear the word "Kozah" in your head.
141. When you say "I cannot be controlled" to a ticket inspector.
143. When you consider Imoen, Minsc, Yoshimo and all the others to really be your friends, not just pixels and strings of code. By the same meter, when you felt genuinely betrayed after what happened to Yoshimo in SpellHold. Some things are not easy to forgive.
145. While working at the job you hate, in the dark supply room, you often mutter under your breath in the tone of a dying person "Oooh, it's *so* dark!"
146. While working at the job you hate, and contemplating faking an illness and taking a day of sick leave tomorrow, you mutter under your breath "*Cough, cough*, I think I'm coughing up blood!"
148. You buy swords - for everyone.
I do this so often that sometimes in meetings when people talk, I hear that instead of what they are actually saying. I should probably see a therapist about that, huh?