169. You know the etymology of trollops and plugtails.
170. Your preferred footwear are boots because they have "more enchantments" and you refer to your Uggs as Boots of the North.
171. Your close friends, who have never played BG, actually know the names and brief biographies of non-sequel characters like Kivan because you talk about them so often.
172. Your TV on standby mode decides to play a slideshow of your cloud photos, and in the midst of selfies, travel, food, family and friend photos, there are screenshots of BG walkthroughs and easter eggs, and also Deviantart pictures of Viconia and Aerie you downloaded into your phone.
173. Your internet browsing history has "bald topless male model" because you were looking for references on how to create Rasaad fanart. Your husband/fiance/boyfriend is upset.
174. Got a bill for £100? You pay with a bag containing 100 'gold' coins.
175. You are able to justify the impulsive purchase of a £1000/1000gp handbag because it's a Bag of Holding.
176. At hotels, you refer to the Standard Double/Twin Room as Peasant, Deluxe/Superior Room as Merchant, Executive Suite as Noble, and Penthouse as Royal.
177. People do not seem entertained nor appreciative when you get drunk and tell them that story about how you once saw a Dragon with feet like rabbits, swearing to them that it's true and you're not just drunk.
178. When your lightweight friends talk a big game and assure you that they can keep up with you on gin and tonics, and - wryly - you comply, stating "it is, as they say, your funeral."
179. When you so much as stub your toe, but also, when you seriously hurt yourself, or get in an accident, or get a serious chronic medical condition, or even have to get out of bed and go to work despite crushing depression, you say out loud, "The pain will only be passing; you should survive the process." And, it actually makes you feel better.
181. everytime you're dealing with talkative fellow human beings, you exclaim "Your chattering is beginning to wear on me nerves!"
182. you're in a weekly meeting with colleagues, presided by your boss, you remark that you do not like the way the group is turning out, and that better leadership might help.
183. While laying out your new rock garden, you muse aloud, "This would be a good place for a henge."
184. While working graveyard shift, you keep saying, "Darkness falls and nature sleeps. Why must *we* still trudge about?"
185. While sitting in the doctor's waiting room, you keep saying, "How long must we *wait* here?"
186. At your first feeling of mild fatigue during a long day, you yawn and say, "Ohh, I'm *so* tired!"
187. Two hours into your boring, tedious, day, you say aloud "Meh, I should have joined the army."
188. Upon entering a library, a bookstore, or even just googling something, you say aloud, "These walls contain the world's knowledge."
189. When your boss gives you an order, you mutter under your breath "Yes, o omnipresent authority figure. By your command."
190. As a teacher, you are tempted to say to your underachieving student, "You have much untapped power. Do you even realize your potential?" You've *really* been playing too much Baldur's Gate if you actually say it.
191. You spent days conducting research on the internet, installing all possible compatabile mods, tinker up the incompatabile to work and even modding the game yourself.
192. Than you fill several A4 planning your perfect powergame, creating the ultimate warrior/arcane kit (that can detect traps) of cheese, party setup, xping&loot - step by step from candlekeep to ascension.
193. Get bored after picking ring of Wizardry and restaring a roleplay run with 16 str paladin.
197: You walk up to random strangers and ask them a lot of silly questions, ending in "So, are you going to hit me? How about now? How about now? How about now?" etc. until they hit you.
198: When asked by your boss/teacher/other authority figure to carry out a simple task, you answer, "I done had enough of this!" or "One day [insert your name] will point and click!"
199: When meeting new people, you introduce yourself as "CHARNAME".
210. When you're selling something you exclaim: "Have a look at my wares! I trust you'll find them in the most satisfactory condition!". [is that even right? -.~]
211. When you climb down to the city sewers looking for a brothel.
212. When you refer to "dating someone" as "romancing".
213. When you go through your girl/boyfriend's medical files looking for the romance-progression conditions.
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151. You refer to the class pet as your familiar.
152. You tell children that wisdom is only possessed by the learned.
153. You are confused that the dress policy for teachers does not include green cowled robes.
154. You go to the pub and ask for mead.
155. You often put papers in folders and become frustrated when they burst open no where near the 100 page limit...
157. When you are looking for Beljuril in your chicken nuggets.
158. When you are asking your kitchen knife for some advices.
159. When you are not able to wear more than two rings.
160. When your computer password is "Fafhrd".
162. You spend far too much time thinking up these "Late Night with Letterman" list entries about the game instead of doing work.
163. You think that Edwina was sexy and have spent any time at all looking for a Mod to keep her in the party.
164. Despite the fact that you are a full grown adult with a steady job, you still try and cast Magic Missile
165. You wake up at 6, and log into the BGEE forums
166. You think you are a myconid, beholder, mummy or some other odd creature
168) when you give the 'My spells haven't memorized with 7 hours, I'll have to sleep again' excuse to someone that woke you up.
170. Your preferred footwear are boots because they have "more enchantments" and you refer to your Uggs as Boots of the North.
171. Your close friends, who have never played BG, actually know the names and brief biographies of non-sequel characters like Kivan because you talk about them so often.
172. Your TV on standby mode decides to play a slideshow of your cloud photos, and in the midst of selfies, travel, food, family and friend photos, there are screenshots of BG walkthroughs and easter eggs, and also Deviantart pictures of Viconia and Aerie you downloaded into your phone.
173. Your internet browsing history has "bald topless male model" because you were looking for references on how to create Rasaad fanart. Your husband/fiance/boyfriend is upset.
174. Got a bill for £100? You pay with a bag containing 100 'gold' coins.
175. You are able to justify the impulsive purchase of a £1000/1000gp handbag because it's a Bag of Holding.
176. At hotels, you refer to the Standard Double/Twin Room as Peasant, Deluxe/Superior Room as Merchant, Executive Suite as Noble, and Penthouse as Royal.
178. When your lightweight friends talk a big game and assure you that they can keep up with you on gin and tonics, and - wryly - you comply, stating "it is, as they say, your funeral."
182. you're in a weekly meeting with colleagues, presided by your boss, you remark that you do not like the way the group is turning out, and that better leadership might help.
184. While working graveyard shift, you keep saying, "Darkness falls and nature sleeps. Why must *we* still trudge about?"
185. While sitting in the doctor's waiting room, you keep saying, "How long must we *wait* here?"
186. At your first feeling of mild fatigue during a long day, you yawn and say, "Ohh, I'm *so* tired!"
187. Two hours into your boring, tedious, day, you say aloud "Meh, I should have joined the army."
188. Upon entering a library, a bookstore, or even just googling something, you say aloud, "These walls contain the world's knowledge."
189. When your boss gives you an order, you mutter under your breath "Yes, o omnipresent authority figure. By your command."
190. As a teacher, you are tempted to say to your underachieving student, "You have much untapped power. Do you even realize your potential?" You've *really* been playing too much Baldur's Gate if you actually say it.
192. Than you fill several A4 planning your perfect powergame, creating the ultimate warrior/arcane kit (that can detect traps) of cheese, party setup, xping&loot - step by step from candlekeep to ascension.
193. Get bored after picking ring of Wizardry and restaring a roleplay run with 16 str paladin.
195 - when you get back at home too late at night and try to hide in shadows to reach your bed safely
196 - when you see a police man and you ask him what's that big gun for
198: When asked by your boss/teacher/other authority figure to carry out a simple task, you answer, "I done had enough of this!" or "One day [insert your name] will point and click!"
199: When meeting new people, you introduce yourself as "CHARNAME".
203. You refer to the conception of your second child as "re-rolling".
204. You measure progress at the gym in terms of STR and CON gains.
205. Before purchasing an alcoholic drink, you weigh up the CHA buff against the penalty to INT and WIS.
211. When you climb down to the city sewers looking for a brothel.
212. When you refer to "dating someone" as "romancing".
213. When you go through your girl/boyfriend's medical files looking for the romance-progression conditions.
215. When you ask priests to show you how to turn undead.
216. When you call you greenpeace girlfriend/boyfriend Jaheira/Cernd.
217. When you realize that there are no vampires, spiders, ghosts or buried alive people on most of cemeteries.
218. When you can have only 1 serious talk with your boyfriend/girlfriend per approximately 1 hour.