304. You are a hotel owner, and you order your receptionists to welcome all young visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is as clean as an elven arse"! (Winthrop) And all elder visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is open to all who behave themselves"! (Bentley Mirrorshade)
304. You are a hotel owner, and you order your receptionists to welcome all young visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is as clean as an elven arse"! (Winthrop) And all elder visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is open to all who behave themselves"! (Bentley Mirrorshade)
I thought old people like things to be clean and young people need to behave themselves
You scold other people's bad behavior with "Helm sees all; know that and be judged."
no joke... I totally did this one when I caught my gf procrastinating instead of studying
Thanks Helm girls LOVE being judged by guys! Srsly though if you're being annoyed by a girl, just judge her biggest insecurity and she's gone before you say Boo
304. You are a hotel owner, and you order your receptionists to welcome all young visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is as clean as an elven arse"! (Winthrop) And all elder visitors with this phrase: "My Inn is open to all who behave themselves"! (Bentley Mirrorshade)
I thought old people like things to be clean and young people need to behave themselves
303. You have a portrait of your CHARNAME, that you use in the game, as a photo in your passport/ID/anywhere...
So is that your..ehm..portrait you're using as your profile picture? I mean you look stunning and all it's just you could add some weight to look more "lively"...
311. Refusing to venture forth until your entire party has gathered. Some might think it's courtesy, but when your conscience takes the voice of the omnipresent narrator...
So is that your..ehm..portrait you're using as your profile picture? I mean you look stunning and all it's just you could add some weight to look more "lively"...
Yeah, that is me after my first whole BG playing in a row. I was so amazed I even lost my mandible. And I realised it is a lie, if somebody tells you that it is easier to find and buy clothes if you are thin... Seriously, in fact it is a part of skeleton dated to the 8/9th century I excavated.:-)
316. You start constructing your own phylacterie out of common, household items (lich's life essense's hidden stash). Yes, i have made one myself...
I do this too. I find the current advances in tupperware have made the path to lichdom and eternal undeath so darn convenient... I would recommend everyone to do it!
Still have my lower intestinal tract pickled in a plastic lunchbox, that I keep under the floorboards, and I swear you could still eat them next millennia, they are kept so fresh!
I could make one of those comparison posts as well, but I don't think this forum needs any pictures of wands of domination... (Nor do I know if that exists, but the joke sounded funny...)
322. When you go and buy a tablet as soon as you hear there will be an Ipad and an Android version of BG - you didn't have a tablet before and you buy it specifically for BG that will be out soon.
323. When one year and a half later you still have that tablet and still think the main purpose of it is for BG that will be out... soon.
324. When you extract the sound effects from the game and use them to replace some of sounds in Windows. (e.g. minimizing or maximizing a window; using them for an error message or confirmation message)
325. When you're with a honey and your pickup line strikes out, you say "No effect? I need a bigger sword"
326. When your dad asks you to water the plants you respond "Nature's servant awaits"
327. When you actually look up what trollops and plug tails are o.0
328. When you play karate fight with your brother and yell "yakata!" and "kaiiiii!"
329. When your girl dresses up and you go "Yer a fine looking strumpet, ain't ya?" and then laugh at the confused expression on her face (did this five minutes ago)
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308. You respond to requests with "ill do what I can, but expect very little."
Thanks Helm girls LOVE being judged by guys! Srsly though if you're being annoyed by a girl, just judge her biggest insecurity and she's gone before you say Boo
Yes, I actually do this.
So is that your..ehm..portrait you're using as your profile picture? I mean you look stunning and all it's just you could add some weight to look more "lively"...
Yeah, that is me after my first whole BG playing in a row. I was so amazed I even lost my mandible. And I realised it is a lie, if somebody tells you that it is easier to find and buy clothes if you are thin...
Seriously, in fact it is a part of skeleton dated to the 8/9th century I excavated.:-)
@SardoCZ it is far too late... Perhaps an animate undead spell will suffice... I do this too. I find the current advances in tupperware have made the path to lichdom and eternal undeath so darn convenient... I would recommend everyone to do it!
Still have my lower intestinal tract pickled in a plastic lunchbox, that I keep under the floorboards, and I swear you could still eat them next millennia, they are kept so fresh!
When the word that used to describe this
in your mind now describes this
When the word that used to describe this
in your mind now describes this
Reminds you of this dude
323. When one year and a half later you still have that tablet and still think the main purpose of it is for BG that will be out... soon.
326. When your dad asks you to water the plants you respond "Nature's servant awaits"
327. When you actually look up what trollops and plug tails are o.0
328. When you play karate fight with your brother and yell "yakata!" and "kaiiiii!"
329. When your girl dresses up and you go "Yer a fine looking strumpet, ain't ya?" and then laugh at the confused expression on her face (did this five minutes ago)