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  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    edited March 2016
    "Hello, child. Shall we continue your research?"

    It still really sounds like that.
  • wraith5641wraith5641 Member Posts: 500

    Background in Amn:
    Why you??
    Take a look at this payload!

    In the background I also hear: "Take me to the West Indies!"
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Hey! Get outta me way, ye crummy log-head!
  • TStaelTStael Member Posts: 861
    Similar to the bro of one of the posters... Before the extended subtitling in EE, I always heard Aerie's "Chikitta Fastpaws" comment as:

    "Faster than she ticks fast-pause."

    I presumed it could not be right, because it would be just too ... meta-game, when also weird. Auto-pause, meanwhile, now that would have made some sense at least!
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    I was introduced to Biff the Understudy being the Baldur's Gate replacement actor in a Wikipedia article (I guess I didn't connect it to the BG2 NPC, who I hadn't met many times). I was so unfamiliar with him that, after not having seen his name for a while, I forgot exactly what his name was. I thought it was something like "Gregor the Overestimator."
  • MirageMirage Member Posts: 81

    "Me will smash you, smash you to two!"

    Was entirely sure that's what they said all the way up till EE when I finally read the subtitling. The ability to split something in two with a blunt weapon was fascinating I thought.

    Haha, something similar happened to me...
    For so many years I thought ogres said..."Me will smash you, smash you to DO!".
    Well I thought the ogre would smash me and was gonna DO it, just for the sake of it! :smile:
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    "Get out of me way, you crummy Lord Head!" Well, at least that commoner *thinks* I look rich!
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Dynaheir: "As swell as I can."
  • simplessimples Member Posts: 540
    Nimran said:

    Hey! Get outta me way, ye crummy log-head!

    wait, that's not what he says??
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Goofy yo-yo vertex night night night night...
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    simples wrote: »
    Hey! Get outta me way, ye crummy log-head!

    wait, that's not what he says??

    I don't know...
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,268
    @simples, @Nimran He actually says "'Ey! Get outta me way, ya crummy lager-head." but it does sound a lot like "log-head" the way he says it. I know this because I copy the quote from the game's data.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Tresset wrote: »
    @simples, @Nimran He actually says "'Ey! Get outta me way, ya crummy lager-head." but it does sound a lot like "log-head" the way he says it. I know this because I copy the quote from the game's data.

    Oh... Lager-head... that makes sense now.
    I'd wondered what the heck a logger-head was.
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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    typo_tilly wrote: »
    Aw, it's "lager-head"? :c I always thought it was "logger-head"... as in you "you dumb, lumberjack". XD

    It seems Lachluger got off easy, then.
  • Tad_Has_A_Cold_OliveTad_Has_A_Cold_Olive Member Posts: 183
    Tresset wrote: »
    @simples, @Nimran He actually says "'Ey! Get outta me way, ya crummy lager-head." but it does sound a lot like "log-head" the way he says it. I know this because I copy the quote from the game's data.

    I heard "Crawdad"
  • simplessimples Member Posts: 540
    Tresset wrote: »
    @simples, @Nimran He actually says "'Ey! Get outta me way, ya crummy lager-head." but it does sound a lot like "log-head" the way he says it. I know this because I copy the quote from the game's data.

    ok that makes a LOT more sense
  • prairiechickenprairiechicken Member Posts: 149
    Nacho, Nacho, Therererere
  • SirBatinceSirBatince Member Posts: 882
    edited March 2016
    Male Conj always sounded like "Yo Botcho There" to me
  • FinnTheHumanFinnTheHuman Member Posts: 404
    Branwen: Our actions are not those of warrior boar.

    Who is this warrior boar? The avatar of Tempus? He sounds like a fine pig.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I thought Viconia's battle cry was "lil alur" instead of "lil alurl."

    What a dumbass.
  • evildevil97evildevil97 Member Posts: 93
    Back in the day, Ajantis was obsessed with Hell for some reason. "Hell, give me strength!".

    And mishearing an Ogrillion, thinking it's Minsc. "You mess with me, you mess with Boo!"
  • JumboWheat01JumboWheat01 Member Posts: 1,028
    This is why I always play with subtitles on in all games. Still amusing to read this.
  • AchterkladAchterklad Member Posts: 114
    edited May 2016
    Branwen: By tempered shield!

    I am Silke, lesbian extraordinaire!

    Isn't that Hexxat's role? :D
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  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Tie a bullfrog! (Background hawker in most of Athkatla.)
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