You know it's a normal day in the forum when...

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the_spyder

mlnevese said:

skinnydragon said:

95) Someone derails a derailment

Is it just me or does it make it sound like the forum is some kind of train wreck?

It isn't 'Some kind of' train wreck. it is THE ULTIMATE Train wrec... Oh, wait a minute.. My mistake...

JuliusBorisov

99) derailing a thread doesn't prevent it to be awesome

100) one hundred factors are not enough to illustrate what a normal day here is

kcwise

101) bengoshi drops some wisdom upon us and we all say "cool!"

GreenWarlock

147) Someone who can't count tries inflating their grades

mlnevese

103) Someone corrects the count.

104) The off-topic conversation becomes so interesting that it is split into a topic of its own.

SionIV

105) The moment people have a vote about 'most powerful' anything, the Kensai will get brought up.

"What is the most powerful kit?" - "Kensai!"

"What is the most powerful NPC?" -"Kensaaaai!"

"What is the most powerful mage familiar?" -"Kensai, i use mods!"

"What is the most powerful female NPC?"- "Kensai! Who needs NPC's when you can solo with Kensai!"

"What is the most powerful armor you can find in the game?" - "Kensaaaai! No.. wait... yes! They get +2AC!"

Where are our beast masters and wizardslayers?

wubble

106) there is then a heated debate with people arguing that the berserker is better than the kensai.

SionIV

wubble said:

106) there is then a heated debate with people arguing that the berserker is better than the kensai.

107) And it ends up with "Play a sorcerer!"

JuliusBorisov

SionIV said:

Where are our beast masters and wizardslayers?

108. you can find beast masters and wizardslayers in the Challenges and Playthroughs section.

jackjack

109. A new player is curious about classes or a veteran is looking for a different class than they normally play and I recommend to them a Bard.

Oxford_Guy

jackjack said:

109. A new player is curious about classes or a veteran is looking for a different class than they normally play and I recommend to them a Bard.

You can't keep a good Bard down...

mlnevese

110) An old timer becomes active in the forum once more.

Welcome back @Oxford_Guy

Oxford_Guy

mlnevese said:

110) An old timer becomes active in the forum once more.

Welcome back @Oxford_Guy

Think with my return I may defect to IWDEE, not sure I can face going through the BGEE again yet!

Anduin

111) When the words MwahahHAahAHaHA, Mwhahaha and MwhahHAhaHAhahAHAHaahaHA are recognised options on your spellchecker when typing on your phone, and you use them, regularly...

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wubble

Shandyr said:

112) When unsuspecting newcomers to the forum are immediately dragged into a vegetable war.

113) When said newcomers are urged to become a Feretteer.

114) when said newcomers have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

Anduin

MwahahahAhahA!

JuliusBorisov

115) when you find out @bengoshi is in fact @Kamigoroshi .

How could I forget?

mlnevese

In fact every single moderator is the same person. We just pretend to be different people.

wubble

mlnevese said:

In fact every single moderator is the same person. We just pretend to be different people.

That's just cheating, you can already react to our own posts anyway.

Tresset

wubble said:

mlnevese said:

In fact every single moderator is the same person. We just pretend to be different people.

That's just cheating, you can already react to our own posts anyway.

@wubble

Tresset

In all seriousness, though, I prefer to earn my promotes. I switched it to a like.

JuliusBorisov

116) when you ban a pirate and it comes back with a new login name, you ban it again...

Ravenslight

bengoshi said:

116) when you ban a pirate and it comes back with a new login name, you ban it again...

Can you imagine what level you would be if you got xp for each of those pirates you hunted down?

117) Bengoshi has defeated yet another pirate.

mlnevese

118) A pirate makes a post without any direct link to download the game. Post has enough hints to make it easy to find the torrent.

119) Pirate claims he didn't post any link so he didn't break the rules.

120 Pirate gets banned anyway.

JuliusBorisov

mlnevese said:

118) A pirate makes a post without any direct link to download the game. Post has enough hints to make it easy to find the torrent.

119) Pirate claims he didn't post any link so he didn't break the rules.

120 Pirate gets banned anyway.

How did you find out?

121) your moderator's actions are being monitored by other moderators

mlnevese

bengoshi said:

mlnevese said:

118) A pirate makes a post without any direct link to download the game. Post has enough hints to make it easy to find the torrent.

119) Pirate claims he didn't post any link so he didn't break the rules.

120 Pirate gets banned anyway.

How did you find out?

121) your moderator's actions are being monitored by other moderators

Omniscience

And it happened to me a month or so ago.

Tresset

122. The Vanilla servers develop yet another strange quirk that bemuses us for a while and then disappears as mysteriously as it appeared.

kcwise

123. A lone comet streaks across the southern night sky, portending great suffering in the coming year. A rag tag team of unlikely heroes sets forth to find the one artifact capable of preventing doom, which was logically placed in a deadly dungeon buried far below a wild region populated by angry orcs and flame spiders. Meanwhile... forum members start another discussion about cheese.