*wubble smashes a bottle of ale over @Anduin 's head which knocks him out*
What a waste of decent beer.
*he then proceeds to grab a fire axe from a nearby wall, with the axe he removes the leg from the newly raised mummie, suddenly, a sly grin creeps over wubble's face as he has an interesting thought.
Oh what the hell, why not?
*wubble removes the rest of Anduin's limbs for good measure and then rips the bandages of Anduin's back, he tattoos the words "I love @wubble " into the foul smelling flesh. wubble wraps the gnome back up with bog roll and gives the limbs to a horde of ferrets, he instructs them to hide the body parts and make voodoo Anduins out of them so that the ferret force five can have fun torturing the limb and watching Anduin suffer.*
In the words of the great Machiavelli "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." I'm sure this won't come back to haunt me.
* with his work done wubble heads to the pub and orders a pie*
That's just 3000 words. Takes ten minutes max to read... just not coherently.
I timed myself reading five pages. I didn't try to make sense of what I was reading, but I made sure to take enough time to process the information. I clocked in at 2 minutes and 58 seconds! That is an average of 35.6 seconds per page!
1 comment = 3 words 1 page = 30 comments 1 page = 90 words 55 pages = 4950 words 1000 words = 11.11[infinity] pages
11.11 pages would take me 6.59 minutes to read! 55 pages would take me 32.633[infinity] minutes to read!
THINGS TO CONSIDER: - Loading time between pages - The small amount of time it takes to switch your focus to the next three words between comments - Scrolling - No rushing [such as skipping words accidentally]
Comments
152. You expect only the fun stuff in the Adventure Y thread only to come out of it finding out the real news.
I guess this won't be a normal day in the forum, though.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! !
G E T E X C I T E D ! ! ! ! ! !
NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR ! ! !
*Anduin runs around for a bit until a leg drops off...*
*Casts resurrection on leg*
* @wubble is surprised to be cuddling this...*
What a waste of decent beer.
*he then proceeds to grab a fire axe from a nearby wall, with the axe he removes the leg from the newly raised mummie, suddenly, a sly grin creeps over wubble's face as he has an interesting thought.
Oh what the hell, why not?
*wubble removes the rest of Anduin's limbs for good measure and then rips the bandages of Anduin's back, he tattoos the words "I love @wubble " into the foul smelling flesh. wubble wraps the gnome back up with bog roll and gives the limbs to a horde of ferrets, he instructs them to hide the body parts and make voodoo Anduins out of them so that the ferret force five can have fun torturing the limb and watching Anduin suffer.*
In the words of the great Machiavelli "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." I'm sure this won't come back to haunt me.
* with his work done wubble heads to the pub and orders a pie*
...mmmmmmm pie...
Takes ten minutes max to read... just not coherently.
1 comment = 3 words
1 page = 30 comments
1 page = 90 words
55 pages = 4950 words
1000 words = 11.11[infinity] pages
11.11 pages would take me 6.59 minutes to read!
55 pages would take me 32.633[infinity] minutes to read!
THINGS TO CONSIDER:
- Loading time between pages
- The small amount of time it takes to switch your focus to the next three words between comments
- Scrolling
- No rushing [such as skipping words accidentally]