Describe a character in just one sentence (Spoilers, probably)
Buttercheese
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As the title suggests, pick a character from BG and Co. and try to descibe them in only one (short) sentence.
Don't name the character, that's up for the readers to guess
I'll start:
Emo elf who's out for revenge.
Don't name the character, that's up for the readers to guess
I'll start:
Emo elf who's out for revenge.
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Here's my contribution:
No small children will die, tee hee hee, not for at least five minutes.
But Gallowglass doesn't know Yakman. Lonely Yakman!
2: Heya.
3: Bubbly fish man wants to eat his son.
4: Sexy spider woman ties up her victims.
5: Blue-collar Frenchman has leather fetish.
6: Gets killed by a kobold, then slays Melissan with Spike Traps.
7: Mary Sue has cameo.
An outcast who pretends to be heartless, but secretly too afraid to let others in.
Strong and steady, who bends to change like a tree in a breeze.
A champion of goodness and hamsters everywhere!
(That last one might've been a bit too obvious...)
9: Despana bitch.
10: Dancy boy.
11: Gives you a free scimitar.
12: Beware my bite for it might... might... might really hurt or something.
Compassion scarred her body, but not her soul.
Wings lost through mundane means, can't heal them even though she is one of the most powerful clerics and mages in the realm.
Captures villain, takes away his ability to feel emotions, leaves his power...acts surprise when he attacks again.
who are those characters?
People throw rocks +2 at him.
Wherever he is, he is seething.
1: Gnomish inventor uses humor to hide his sorrow.
Jan. His story with his old love is quite sad. She chose an evil man over him.
2: Heya.
Basically anybody who says this when you right-click on them.
3: Bubbly fish man wants to eat his son.
Ixilthetocal. Lots of talk about eating each other in the City of Caverns quest.
4: Sexy spider woman ties up her victims.
Pai'Na. How can you resist?
5: Blue-collar Frenchman has leather fetish.
Rejiek Hidesman speaks with a stereotypical French accent for some reason.
6: Gets killed by a kobold, then slays Melissan with Spike Traps.
Charname. What a doofus.
7: Mary Sue has cameo.
Drizzt. In BG1 you even get a journal entry talking about what a spiffy chap he is.
8: Glowing exposition fairy.
The Solar in ToB. Your responses to her make no difference; all she does is serve as an infodump.
9: Despana bitch.
Phaere. Solaufein once uses this to refer to her.
10: Dancy boy.
Andante. He fights Dirbish the Black in Brynnlaw. If Dirbish wins, he says, "Ye've seen your last tea biscuit, dancy-boy." If Andante wins, he says, "Culture will defeat you loutish brutes each and every time."
11: Gives you a free scimitar.
Habib Khalid Achmed Allafif. Although the scimitar appears as a magic item and you don't actually get to keep it, I don't think, at least not without a certain fix.
12: Beware my bite for it might... might... might really hurt or something.
Lilarcor. The item description has his best line.
Betrays his people, throws a hissy fit, loses his ability to feel emotions, regains them, throws a hissy fit, betrays his people again, dies.
Irenicus.
13: Spends his life killing people, ends his life having sex.
Bhaal.