"If that Wine is enchanted I think we should come back for it later. Imagine all the money we could make selling it to people! Just one mug would turn into twenty!"
OOC: Alright, internet is back so I'll be posting more often n_n
"We'd dare not, i-if it's truly this addictive," Aerie scolded, then picked up the rope Alora had tied. "Tell us when, Alora!"
Ajantis stumbles to his feet, sways a bit, and then tries to focus on Aerie. He blinks several times, attempts to rub his eyes, and manages to stumble into Minsc in the process. "Who put that wall there? I demand to speak with the architect!"
Okay. The door opens, and you see it looks like a bedroom. There are seven orcs crouched around a small desk in the back of the room. One of them sees you and raises the alarm with the rest. Actions?
"If by sleep you mean cause them to explode then I can try something."
And by something Neera means Nahal's reckless dweamor + magic missile. Maybe the missile will turn into a cow and murder them. Or maybe it will be a self-focused Fireball and we all die.
Ajantis squints at the enemy a moment before drawing his sword and exclaiming, "Only 14 of them, my friends! Helm give ush strength!" After taking another moment to steady himself from the motion of drawing the sword, he charges into the fray in what is hopefully a straight line toward an actual orc.
"Helm give me strength," sighs Alora. She had stood aside so that the fighters could fight the Orcs in the doorway and only have to cope with one or two at a time but now Ajantis has ruined that plan by charging in to fight all of them at once.
Alora draws her short sword and follows him into the fray.
OOC: Hmm... I guess I got carried away with the drunken paladin act. Actually, I'm not sure he even is drunk. How about this -> While Ajantis is stumbling around drawing his sword and preparing to act, two of the others have already wisely blocked the doorway and readied for combat.
Thus the last sentence becomes: After taking another moment to steady himself from the motion of drawing the sword, he realizes the others have already secured the doorway.
"We had five million hogs and six million dogs Seven million barrels of porter We had eight million bails of old nanny-goats' tails In the hold of the dwarvish Rover"
"Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before"
"Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie The Candy Man, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good."
Alora has got a new plan. She is going to become a paladin/bard/thief.
OOC: If Alora were to be a Pink haired halfling Bard then she would be almost identical to my Piro Charname of whom is a pink haired gnome Bard with near the same personality as Alora XD
Neera turns to Anomen, "I promise you my wild magic didn't cause this. As much as I would love for this to have been caused by it, it's not."
The Orcs look rather stunned and annoyed by the competing wails of sound. Not annoyed enough to lose the chance to take action first, however. With Jaheira and Minsc (and possibly Anomen) charging into the room (I'm assuming here, based on what the party has said, the Orcs move out from the chest, grunting at each other in Orc.
Those of you who understand (Alora, Aerie, Neera, Jaheira and Arkanis) understand them to say, "Move out. Protect the desk."
The first Orc misses, trips over one of his comrades and head-plants face first into the floor. The second Orc strikes out at Arkanis, and hits him for 5 points damage. The third orc misses. The fourth hits Minsc for 6 points of damage. The last two miss.
The party tries to strike back! Anomen misses. Arkanis misses, stumbling into Anomen. Ajantis weaves and strikes one of the orcs down. Jaheira misses, as does Minsc. Alora strikes down a second orc.
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Having suggested this, Alora heads over to the secret door that Jaheira discovered and checks for traps before opening it.
And by something Neera means Nahal's reckless dweamor + magic missile. Maybe the missile will turn into a cow and murder them. Or maybe it will be a self-focused Fireball and we all die.
Alora draws her short sword and follows him into the fray.
Thus the last sentence becomes: After taking another moment to steady himself from the motion of drawing the sword, he realizes the others have already secured the doorway.
Arkanis sings louder than usual:
"We had five million hogs and six million dogs
Seven million barrels of porter
We had eight million bails of old nanny-goats' tails
In the hold of the dwarvish Rover"
"On the good ship lollipop
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay."
"Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before"
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good."
"Bottle of wine
Fruit of the vine
When you gonna let me get sober?
Leave me alone
Let me go home
Let me go home and start over"
Neera turns to Anomen, "I promise you my wild magic didn't cause this. As much as I would love for this to have been caused by it, it's not."
Those of you who understand (Alora, Aerie, Neera, Jaheira and Arkanis) understand them to say, "Move out. Protect the desk."
The first Orc misses, trips over one of his comrades and head-plants face first into the floor. The second Orc strikes out at Arkanis, and hits him for 5 points damage. The third orc misses. The fourth hits Minsc for 6 points of damage. The last two miss.
The party tries to strike back! Anomen misses. Arkanis misses, stumbling into Anomen. Ajantis weaves and strikes one of the orcs down. Jaheira misses, as does Minsc. Alora strikes down a second orc.
Aerie and Neera, any actions?