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  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, he gave them away during a total eclipse and thus began an entirely different musical journey.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the musical journey was set to rock music.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, the so called "rock music" was just Toto playing pop ballads disguised as rock.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the Grinch was really into Toto for some reason.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, Toto was not really into the Grinch.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Fortunately Toto WAS into Dorothy.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, Dorothy was always antagonizing powerful spell casters.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, they were all deathly allergic to peanut brittle.
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    Unfortunately, Dorothy was under investigation by NOAA for being suspected of terrorist activities related to the inaccurate predictions for tornadoes in her area by that agency.
  • megamike15megamike15 Member Posts: 2,666
    fortunately: as the original author did not write this bit of lore it was ignored.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, Disney bought up the franchise and rewrote ALL the lore so that now, there's not even magic anymore.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, Disney made several billion dollars so it's all okay.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, it was all Zimbabwe dollars.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Fortunately my granddaughter was stuck in Zimbabwe but I was able to save her by wiring $4000 to a bank account there.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, the money was spent almost entirely on Candy Crush.
  • themazingnessthemazingness Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 702
    Fortunately, Candy Crush was strangely the name of the sailor who met her at Mozambique's coast to take her home.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, he was actually a pirate and Candy Crush was his pseudonym.
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    Fortunately he was actually the Dread Pirate Roberts and she was guaranteed a safe ride home regardless of where the money went.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, she found out that a circle of druids had taken issue with her home and were blocking it's entrance.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, its a well known fact that druids are all allergic to pirates.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Unfortunately, the druids' animal companions aren't allergic to pirates!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, they are allergic to the pirate's monkey companions.
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