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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, the fact that the spellplague occurred to begin with had left elminster rather sad about the future of magic in the realms.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    elminster said:

    Unfortunately, the fact that the spellplague occurred to begin with had left elminster rather sad about the future of magic in the realms.

    Fortunately elminster was wise enough to survive the spellplague until Ao returned to his senses and began listening to his followers again.
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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, spellplague #2 would only affect wizards under the age of 1000
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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the spell had a wild surge and actually made him 999 years old in bowhead whale years.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, it also made him look like a bowhead whale.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, bowhead whales became the dominant species of Faerun.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, for that to occur the sea levels had to significantly rise.
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  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Unfortunately the many green house didn't come with many elves.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited June 2016
    Fortunately, they did come with halflings (who are just cooler frankly)
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, the halfling/greenhouse package deal was economically undercutted by intensive and all inclusive goblin labor camps who could make the greenhouses cheaper and quicker.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the goblins weren't great builders and everything they made kept falling down.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, as in our current economy, that had absolutely no relevance to sales and continued production.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, the goblins formed a union to bargain for better working conditions and the manufacturer soon moved all greenhouse production to Kara-Tur.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately the Kara-Tur goblins also did poor work and with high shipping costs, everybody decided it had been a bad idea and went to the beach instead.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, it was a bright sunny day and everyone had a great time.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Unfortunately, it was too bright and they all eventually got sunburned into submission.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, there are a plethora of spells to choose from to take care of those sunburns.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,079
    Unfortunately, they failed to learn those spells and the scrolls vanished.
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Fortunately, a kindly old woman possessing much knowledge and skill in the usage of herbs happened by. She made them a salve that quickly healed their burns and only asked for one gentle kiss from Elminster as her payment.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately elminster was passed out after a hard day relaxing at the beach.
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Fortunately, she has not reached such a venerable age by hurrying through life. She sits down and contentedly chats with the rest of the group while she waits for Elminster to awaken from his nap.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    (Un)fortunately elminster was under a large tent.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, a massive gust of wind came in, swooped away the tent and awoke Elminster!
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, when Elminster awoke, his lips were too sunburned for a kiss.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, Elminster felt in no way obliged to provide the kiss anyways.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately for the cranky geezer, the old woman who had provided the salve felt otherwise and stole a kiss anyways.
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Fortunately, for the cranky old geezer, she had left her itching powder at home...
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