Unfortunately/Fortunately

Nimran

Unfortunately, he hasn't visited yet.

elminster

Fortunately, I have prophesied that he will visit soon.

Anduin

Unfortunately, @GreenWyvern was arrested for crimes against cookies.

Nimran

Fortunately, the s did not press charges.

elminster

Unfortunately, the goblins did (how else are they to protect themselves against a wyvern? ).

kcwise

Fortunately, the goblins thought charges meant explosives and accidentally blew themselves up.

elminster

Unfortunately, that also blew up the 's

Nimran

Fortunately, Nimran whipped up a new batch!

elminster

Unfortunately, those were burned by a red dragon.

kcwise

Fortunately, it was a candy apple red dragon whose breath covers everything in a crunchy sugar glaze.

Nimran

Unfortunately, Nimran's father has diabetes.

elminster

Fortunately, with modern medical advances you can still live a long life with it (my grandmother made it to 87 after having it for 30 years).

elminster

Unfortunately, elminster decided to resurrect this thread without considering the ethical implications of this degree of necromancy.

mf2112

Fortunately his power allowed him to go on with no regrets over the implications.

elminster

Unfortunately, zombies and ghouls still appeared as a consequence of this necromancy.

kcwise

Fortunately, the zombies just wanted brains which are in short supply around here... (hehe, just kidding folks! Hey, put that down! OW!)

Nimran

Unfortunately, no one got the joke.

mf2112

Fortunately the ghouls died not laughing.

mf2112

Unfortunately the zombies went looking for @elminster and the fabled mother node to the Brain Plane.

elminster

Fortunately, they found the fabled mother node before they found elminster.

mashedtaters

Unfortunately, the fabled mother node was also @elminster 's next stop.

Skatan

Fortunately, the zombies was busy feasting on mashed taters at the time of @elminster's arrival.

kcwise

Unfortunately, the mashed taters were actually a disguised Spud Golem left as a trap for elminster by the evil Manshoon.

mashedtaters

Fortunately, @elminster brought with him his trusty Potato Masher of Doom +4.

Nimran

Unfortunately, the spud golem was only affected by +5 weapons or greater.

mf2112

Fortunately elminster had memorized Grease and Fireball that morning, but...

kcwise

Unfortunately, his doctor had recommended he avoid fried constructs.

mashedtaters

Fortunately, the deep fried spud golem proved to be delicious.

mf2112

Unfortunately Manshoon had cursed it with Increase Cholesterol.

kcwise

Fortunately, the old mage had memorized Elminster's Crafy Cholesterol Precaution that morning.