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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, there was snow on the roof AND in the basement, so @Anduin's fires were put out.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, @Anduin had begun talking about himself in the third person to shield himself from the torment that this thread has put him through. It was working!
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Unfortunately, talking to himself in third person was not going to save @Anduin from the winter.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately, winter is not coming any time soon.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited May 2015
    Unfortunately, summer is just on the horizon, and @Anduin hasn't yet decided on what to wear to the beach.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately, Primark has a very fetching summer bandage range to allow him to get a tan.
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Unfortunately, most of @Anduin's skin is mummified and bandaged, so tanning would be difficult.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, @Anduin obtained tan coloured bandages.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    edited May 2015
    Unfortunately they were the generic kind that don't stick very well and he left a trail of only mildly stick bandages wherever he shambled.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately he had yet to change into the earlier mentioned "pair" of bandages which was in fact a bankini which allowed his pasty embalmed flesh to see the sunlight for the first time in many years.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, the pale embalmed flesh proved to be near mirror-like in its reflective qualities, capable of severely damaging the eyes of nearby sun worshippers.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    edited May 2015
    Fortunately, @Anduin had recently invested in a Shades Shack at the local mall and was making money hand over decaying fist.
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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately it also led to a significant number of lawsuits brought against @Anduin.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately, @Anduin had included small print written on the frames of the glasses which caused all lawsuits to be dropped.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited May 2015
    Unfortunately a group of elephants stampeded their way through the local mall, taking out Shades Shack in the process.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately @anduin had gone against the advice of his accountant and bought elephant stampede insurance, the dividends of which afforded him the opportunity to open his true dream shop, the Eye Glass Gazebo.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately, confusion erupted when people thought it was a breakfast shop that served eggs due to the acroymn neon sign that was installed.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately, the sentient gazebo was able to inform the customers that it was in fact a spectacle shop.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately the gazebo did so after consuming the customers for breakfast.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, the odd digestive tract of a gazebo features comfy chairs, magazines, and pleasant music.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, the gazebo had a much different opinion on what was comfy and pleasant, and held a variety of torture devices and polka music.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately the customers were at least into the polka music.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Unfortunately, the gazebo lacked a dance floor.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately it did have an arcade and game room.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, my gazebo has none of these things and can't even keep out the rain.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Fortunately, @kcwise's gazebo can be used for firewood.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Unfortunately it did not keep out the rain and is currently useless as firewood, and it has termites, and smells bad, and all sorts of other unfortunate stuff.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, @Anduin eats termites, so it's got that going for it, which is nice.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately while he is there the place smells like his bandage wrappings.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately the Clothespin Cabana just opened up next door to the Eyeglass Gazebo and everyone was able to aroma-proof their noses.
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