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  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, whales don't eat pie.
  • iKrivetkoiKrivetko Member Posts: 934
    Unfortunately, I do.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited May 2015
    Fortunately, all pies in the world are Rhubarb pies now.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Unfortunately the rhubarb pies are made with artificial (but VERY pointy) barbs.
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    Fortunately, this made them great weapons for clown assassins.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    elminster said:

    Fortunately, all pies in the world are Rhubarb pies now.

    [No steak and ale? what about steak and kidney? pork pies? How will I survive? I need pies to live!]
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately no one hires clown assassin's prefering ferret ones instead.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately ferret assassins get paid premium fees for wearing clown noses while "on the job."
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately there was a rising demand for lemur assassins, so ferret assassins are becoming less demanded.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, an old hermit appeared and began shouting "Toes, stinky toes!"
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, he then started cutting off his toes and throwing them at the audience.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    fortunately this was expected and there was a glass screen in front of the audience.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Unfortunately the toes obstructed the audience's view, causing them to throw rotten vegetables, further obstructing their view.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Fortunately, the vegetables and toes were collected and made into a stew so nothing went to waste.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, the stew was then used as an embalming fluid by @Anduin before anyone could eat it.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, @Anduin now smelt much kinder to the olfactory system.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Unfortunately he smelled like smelt
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately this smell was hidden due to him living near a smelting plant.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately the smelting plant was carnivorous and enjoyed eating recently embalmed mummies.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately it was meticulously following a no-mummy diet that it had been put on by its doctor.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately it didn't realise that @Anduin was a mummy and ate him anyway.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, @Anduin didn't taste like mummy due to the vegetable toe stew-flavored embalming fluid, and the plant spit him out.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, vultures found @Anduin anyways and started to pick away at him.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, they did a thorough job and so now needs new bandages.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, this made @Anduin a shiny new mummie!
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately the shininess attracted a cow who swallowed him whole.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately, in his 6000 years @anduin has learned a thing or two about the insides of a cow.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited May 2015
    Unfortunately @Anduin 's probably getting lots of false hope with the amount of notifications we're giving him. :)
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, false hope is the bitter wine which fills his dessicated veins with the fires of conquest.
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