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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately the means in which they aroma proof their noses also causes them to lose all sense of taste.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately they were pretty tasteless to begin with.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Unfortunately, this caused en mass mild depression... Which was sad...
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, breakdancing ferrets arrive to lift the gloomy mood with awesome dancing and free cookies.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, the joy was only brief as the ferrets were carrying a highly adaptable and aerial form of the bubonic plague.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately @Anduin had just perfected his new cocktail, gin and bubonic tonic.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately. the bubonic tonic was also a vector for the bubonic plague.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, ferret :cookie:s are the only antidote for the bubonic plague, and everyone will have to see Nimran in order to get it.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited May 2015
    Unfortunately, Nimran soon learned that death and a casting of raise dead also seemed to work as a cure too.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, @Anduin still suffering from referring to himself in the third person decided to raise everyone as Mummies and had a dance like an Egyptian undead man party.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately, due to a noise complaint, the dance party was broken up by the police before the winner was announced.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately camera footage from the night allowed the dancing to be judged and the winner was sent a steak and ale pie as a reward.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately the camera footage also held incriminating evidence of illigal behaviour so the winner was also sent to prison.
  • proccoprocco Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 915
    Fortunately the prison had a fabulous beach-front view and giant windows that let the salt-scented air and gentle breeze in, making the prisoners feel as if they were on the beach for their entire sentence.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, the prison sat on a nexus of multiplanar travel nodes which occasionally dumped extraplanar beings into the cells.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited May 2015
    Fortunately these extraplanar beings were very friendly giant space hamsters.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, they were VERY friendly, and the inmates were soon too afraid to take off their pants near hamsters ever again.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately minsc had no such worries as there is ever so much of him to search
  • AlbinoWyvernAlbinoWyvern Member Posts: 32
    Unfortunately, the giant space hamsters made Boo feel self-conscious about his size.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, Boo happened to be packing his Acme Miniaturization Raygun.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately he fired it into minsc's ear accidentally.

    [and thus one of life's great questions has been answered]
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, the ray shot straight into Edwin's crotch, and lo and behold, Edwina was reborn!
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, nobody asked why Minsc's ear was so near Edwin's nether scroll regions.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Unfortunately, that was due to the video being leaked so EVERYONE knew why.
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Fortunately no one cared, because Edwina's words was: "I'm your mother Minsc".
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited February 2016
    Unfortunately, Minsc didn't understand who or what this "mother" was, as his own mother was found far away in Rashemen.
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  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Fortunately, Minsc's mom was glad to be rid of him.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, Minsc knew this and felt just a little sad.
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    Fortunately, the visit of @GreenWyvern (the OP) here would make Minsc happy again.
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