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  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately his hunger had caused him to finish before remembering he should have cast the spell 3 turns before eating for best results.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Fortunately, his funeral was quite lovely.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately for elminster, Mystra doesn't accept petty excuses like death.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, that spells reincarnated him as a living, magical bowl of mashed potatoes.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, appearing initially as a magic bowl of mashed potatoes was merely a necessary step towards his resurrection.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, he was delicious.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, stomach acid activated the next step in his resurrection.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately mashedtaters felt a strange New feeling inside, then felt a little kick.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, that kick was from an alien within his chest cavity and not a human child.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Unfortunately the alien was a polymorphed Elminster waiting for the next step in his resurrection.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, Elminster broke out of the chest cavity using his new and cute baby alien shapeshifting form and said in a hissing voice: "Heeeeeere's Johnny!".
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited June 2016
    Unfortunately, Jack Nicholson was there and attacked the polymorphed elminster for using that line.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, Jack Nicholson was getting old, so @elminster could just whack him with his staff.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, Jack Nicholson is young and spry compared to elminster.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Fortunately, magic.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, it was in a wild magic zone. Wild surge; roll four times
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, four rolls were enough for @elminster to exit through a side door.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    edited June 2016
    Unfortunately, it was a dimensional door and Elminster ended up facing The Director - a rather powerful beholder intent on directing (and also producing!) an epic snuff movie, featuring the death of the mighty mage!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, a recent economic downturn resulted in the beholder getting a call telling him that production of said movie had been canceled.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, an Indian millionaire expressed an interest in a musical version of the film and promised to pay the entire cost.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Fortunately, elminster's stunt double was hired to play the scene where elminster dies in the movie.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately, that was the scene that won the Academy Award.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited June 2016
    Fortunately, elminster got a Grammy award for his vocal performance on the track that plays in the movie when elminster's stunt double dies.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Unfortunately, the song sucked.
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Fortunately elminster was able to sign a huge recording contract and get a new reality tv show.
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    Unfortunatly, it was a god damned reality show, which meant no one was every going to take him serious ever again.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, no one ever took elminster seriously to begin with :)
  • mf2112mf2112 Member, Moderator Posts: 1,919
    Unfortunately, that was exactly Manshoon's plan all along.
  • mashedtatersmashedtaters Member Posts: 2,266
    Fortunately, elminster seemed to be perfectly ok with that because his dues ex machina command of magical power sort of made up for what other people thought of him; friends and charm person easily compensated for such nonsense as free will and freedom to think for yourself.
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