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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    edited January 2017
    Fortunately, it was discovered that the hat (somehow) had a 30 day money back guarantee.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    ...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Unfortunately, as a month and six days had already passed, he could not refund the hat.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, there was a magical pawn shop around the corner.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Unfortunately, it had closed due to an outbreak of miniature giant space hamsters.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    ...
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, @wubble found a ring of vocalize at his feet.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    edited January 2017
    Unfortunately, the ring was damaged and wouldn't fit on his finger.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited January 2017
    Fortunately it fit on my little toe
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, the ring was cursed and turned wubble into a zombie.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    edited January 2017
    Fortunately, that actually got him a part on The Walking Dead
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately BRAIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSS!!!!!
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, so many ppl lack fully functional brains that the zombubble couldn't satisfy his need, thus his brans addiction diminished quickly.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately no braaiiinsss...

    :(
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately there are loads of cookies nearby to eat instead!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Unfortunately, cookies are poisonous to zombies.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Fortunately, here's an antidote. Take one drop after 1kg of cookies (it's very powahfoul).
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, the antidote has a chicken proof cap.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Fortunately, zombies can figure out how to open chicken proof caps.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, this chicken proof cap had a pulley in the middle.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately it didn't stop wubble from drinking the antidote.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Unfortunately, it didn't stop wubble's hair from falling... At a rather accerlerated velocity...
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, chickens don't have hair, so no biggie.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, the fabled chicken hair is an ingredient in many high level spells which has led to the near extinction of the hairy chicken population.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately wubble is actually a penguin so he doesn't care.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, a dire leopard seal has latched onto wubble's scent.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately wubble outwitted the seal.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, wubble was then sealed in a glass box.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Fortunately, the box used very poorly constructed glass.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately the glass box had imprisonment cast on it.
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