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  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, no one cared about the plot hole introduced by the eagles.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited February 2017
    Unfortunately, the eagles had a good marketing team and slowly they began to convince people to start caring.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, a strange old wizard appeared and cast a spell to convince people to stop caring.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, the people stopped caring about everything and apathy reigned supreme.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately, the phrase "apathy reigned supreme" was such a large oxymoron that it caused a paradox that returned everything to normal.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, no one really knew what "normal" was at this point.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Fortunately, Nimran still has plenty of :cookie:s to throw at everybody!

    *starts chucking :cookie:s at random strangers*
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately, one hit wubble in the eye.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, wubble has been through so much bad luck, that Tymora has given them immunity to more amusing bad luck.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Fortunately, wubble's eye is magical and did not suffer any damage. Phew.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, wubble's other eye is not and the cookie caused blindness for 4 rounds.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, wubble had a potion he could drink that gave him back his sight.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, the potion was murky and ended up cursing him!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the curse was only that he had to do the macarena every time someone said the word "Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch" to him.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, everyone's phones autocorected every word to, uh, that.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited December 2017
    Fortunately, even with autocorrect people still were not saying that word to him, so he was still technically off the hook.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, Captain Hook swooped in and skewered him with his hook, so now he's most definitely on the hook again.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, Peter Pan was there to foil Hook's sinister plan.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, Peter Pan was actually over 100 years old by this point - so he wasn't about to do much of anything.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, Peter Pan is secretly of the clan Macleod so he cannae die.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Unfortunately, his immortality didn't prevent him from being immobile.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, the peanut butter is normally immobile and the REAL Peter Pan dashed to the rescue.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, the peanut butter tripped him up.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, Peter has a dexterity of 25 so he made all of his acrobatics rolls and managed to turn the stumble into a flying kick.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Unfortunately, Peter’s player min-maxed him, and with his 3 INT he kicked wubble instead.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, wubbles wobble but they don't fall down.
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    Unfortunately, the wubbles wobbling keeps them woozy and prevents them from getting a full forty winks.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Fortunately, wink deprived wubbles sing Wham! songs wonderfully. "Last Christmas I gave you my heart..."
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938
    Unfortunately, the wubbles sang that song to the Grinch who took it literally, keeping the hearts all to himself.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, a good (if a bit mad) wizard showed up and cursed the Grinch so that he would give them to others.
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