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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    edited January 2017
    Fortunately a wandering transvestite knew the Freedom spell and muttered it to himself as he was passing by.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, everyone had to do the Time Warp again.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, that was a relatively straightforward thing to do.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, everyone ended up back in 1st ed.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, 1st edition was so old that no one seemed to remember the rules anymore.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Unfortunately Gary Gygax himself came back from the dead to remind everybody.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, they made no sense and was duly ignored.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, rules lawyers arrived to threaten everyone with forfeiture of snacks.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately they mentioned copyrighted content and were dragged away by other lawyers.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited January 2017
    Unfortunately, a pair of Tanar'ri showed up and sent all of the copyright lawyers into the Abyss.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Fortunately, a pair of Tanar'ri showed up and sent all of the copyright lawyers into the abyss. Fixed that for you ;)
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Unfortunately, the copywright laywers were all high level mages and fighters wearing the most powerful gear and easily killed the Tanar'ri.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Fortunately, they were contacted by Abishai whom took them to Baator, their rightful plane of existence.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, Wizards of the Coast introduced another cataclysm and now demons and devils are living together.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately the catacylsm was quickly ended by a group of adventurers.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Unfortunately, demons and devils realized they're better off together than fighting and decided to form an alliance to bring peace and balance through the Force thorough the Galaxy (?).
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Fortunately someone gave them a copy of mario kart and they soon began to fight each other again.
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    Unfortunately, some jerk came along and changed the flow of conversation, leaving the poor hellspawn isolated.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, Mario showed up and put a stop to all that.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, it was WALUIGI TIME!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, Waluigi time was a rather short amount of time.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, it was contagious.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    fortunately wubble was immune.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Fortunately, the contagion only affected a small number of macaque that exclusively live on the Mentawai Islands
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NINJA'D YOU!
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, the ninjas took offense to non-licensed ninja'ing.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, the offended ninjas was jumpaposted before they even had time to become offended! Ninjaception.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Unfortunately, due to the actual definition of "inception" the ninjas began.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Fortunately, the ninjas that begun were the ninjas who ninja'd the ninjas.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited February 2017
    Unfortunately, the ninjas were killed by giant eagles.
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