Unfortunately/Fortunately

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I took a small break from drawing, and ended up becoming sick, thus, prolonging my drawing further... bleh... I'll see if I can get something done soon, but in the meantime, I hope you don't mind if I start up some sort of elementary wordplay game!
It's simple: We tell a story, but alternate between using Unfortunately and Fortunately at the beginning of every sentence! [One sentence per post, I assume]
Example:
So, yeah. Sorry if something like this already exists.
I'll let the first poster to start off the story! [Neither using Fortunately nor Unfortunately]
It's simple: We tell a story, but alternate between using Unfortunately and Fortunately at the beginning of every sentence! [One sentence per post, I assume]
Example:
Post I: There once was a village of happy Kobolds, gathered up to celebrate "Fish Day"
Post II: Unfortunately, all the fish died of water pollution.
Post III: Fortunately, they had a backup supply in case of such an emergency!
Post IV: Unfortunately, just a week ago, a bear got in and ate EVERYTHING!
Post V: Fortunately, they found a substitute for fish; CRABS!
... and so on...
Post II: Unfortunately, all the fish died of water pollution.
Post III: Fortunately, they had a backup supply in case of such an emergency!
Post IV: Unfortunately, just a week ago, a bear got in and ate EVERYTHING!
Post V: Fortunately, they found a substitute for fish; CRABS!
... and so on...
So, yeah. Sorry if something like this already exists.
I'll let the first poster to start off the story! [Neither using Fortunately nor Unfortunately]
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