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deltago

Unfortunately, since he was a ghost, breeding was complicated.

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Nonnahswriter

Unfortunately, the only one compatible for miles around was @Anduin.

deltago

Fortunately, @Anduin was game for breeding.

(Where is he BTW?)

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Nimran

Fortunately, Nimran had experience with waiting, as he had once had to deal with Noober and his idea of foreplay (Will you throw your stones at me too? What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now?).

jackjack

Unfortunately, @Nimran picked up a few bad habits from the encounter with Noober (…)

procco

Fortunately he also picked up a huge war hammer and chunked Noober.

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deltago

Fortunately @Nimran has never been to Trademeet.

kcwise

UNfortunately, Alora arrived and gave everyone a hug.

deltago

Fortunately the edit button saved us from another disaster

procco

Unfortunately disaster would prove to be just around the corner.

deltago

Fortunately, the unfortunate disaster would only effect the fortunate people that make fun of the unfortunate.

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deltago

wait... what have you done @Shandyr?!

If the opposite of the above was true then it goes:

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The @Procco prophecies are true!!

Fortunately all the ferrets are in a pocket universe and are safe from the mayham released.

procco

Unfortunately the pocket universe is actually the back pocket of an umber hulk's spiffy new jeans, and it just sat down.

elminster

Fortunately, those jeans were shoddily made and a tear in them allowed the ferrets and their pocket universe to remain safe.

OneAngryMushroom

Unfortunately, this creates an unstable gate to an alternate dimension that dread weasels are clawing out of.

elminster

Fortunately, flesh eating porcupines have been eating any dread weasels that make it out of that dimension.

procco

Unfortunately the flesh-eating-porcupine eating wombat population has grown out of control.

iKrivetko

Fortunately, nope.

AlbinoWyvern

Unfortunately, the flesh-eating-porcupines' spines have gained sentience and a murderous intent.

elminster

Fortunately, they've also decided to go after the dread weasels.

deltago

Unforunately, they are like cats, and deside to take a long nap first.

GreenWyvern

Fortunately, also jumping through this unstable gate to an alternate dimension was a parallel universe Anduin, sworn to destroy the dread weasel menace!

procco

Unfortunately the dread weasels were fated to save a parallel pocket universe from destruction at the hands of dire weasels, so way to go @Anduin

Nimran

Fortunately, the dread weasels were charmed by Nimran's Ferret Flute of Fleabag Fealty +5.

deltago

Unfortunately the flute was being played by @DreadKhan who now had an army of Dread Weasels at his disposal.

DreadKhan

Fortunately, the Khan of Dread Weasels had a massive supply of tiny composite bows, and Dread Whippets to serve as mounts for his army...