Unfortunately/Fortunately

procco

Unfortunately there will be no one left to ask the question: if no one is left to taste the cookies, do the cookies exist?

elminster

Fortunately the symbiotic relationship that the cookies have with dread bats proves their existence.

JuliusBorisov

Unfortunately there's no prove to whether dread bats live or only exist.

AlbinoWyvern

Fortunately, a group of faerie wolf scientists were on a quest to discover the truth.

GreenWyvern

Unfortunately, this research also will lead to the demolition of all s in the multiverse!

elminster

Fortunately, people had gotten over and instead now were looking for .

AlbinoWyvern

Unfortunately, no one has figured out a way to eat a and survive.

procco

Fortunately @elminster pulls out his +17 guitar of ultimate righteous riffage and nails a solo so mind boggling it shows the peoples of the various universes the correct star rating etiquette

elminster

Unfortunately, the peoples of the universe having the correct star rating etiquette was never the issue, rather it was the issue of how to eat a and survive, so many still suffered from inedible stars.

Nimran

Fortunately, s are still edible.

procco

Fortunately @procco threw his phone into the void and forever cursed autocorrect

deltago

Unfortunately, the void absorbed the autocorrect and cursed everyone to speak in abbreviations

elminster

deltago said:

Unfortunately, the void absorbed the autocorrect and cursed everyone to speak in abbreviations

Fortunately the game couldn't continue like that, so the great @Mystra cast her magic and ended this curse.

procco

Unftnly it dint wrk crctly

elminster

Fortunately her magic causing the removal of all vowels (except i) and other random letters was a temporary issue.

Nimran

Unfortunately, it's duration was 1,000 years.

Nonnahswriter

Fortunately, she forgot that U is also a vowel.

Anduin

Unfrtntly, ndin nw culd nt vn spll hs nm.

kcwise

Fortunately, the moderators raised the forum's autocorrect threat level to orange so everyone was prepared.

procco

Unfortunately the autocorrect filter did not apply to actual content, so some people were still just wrong.

Anduin

Fortunately, @Anduin once again gave birth successfully... With the ferret only requiring a little shock therapy to keep it moving...

http://i.imgur.com/aeR48HS.webm

EDIT: For some reason... I have lost the power to insert a .gif...

Nimran

Unfortunately, the ferret was destroyed by a band of wannabe adventurers who thought that it was an abomination against the gods.

deltago

Fortunately, the god of moldy nuts resseructed the critter once again and smote the wannabe adventurers

kcwise

Unfortunately, the great god Wannabe was offended by this and entirely crushed the god of moldy nuts with a giant god sized nutcracker named Walter.

GreenWyvern

Fortunately, the glorious nutcracker god became offended by how Wannabe treated his people, and crushed him with an even bigger nutcracker.

Anduin said:

EDIT: For some reason... I have lost the power to insert a .gif...

That's because it isn't a .gif, it's a .webm. It's a relatively new thing imgur implemented, basically a short video clip without any sound, supposedly having better loading times and quality.

AlbinoWyvern

Unfortunately, this act lead directly to the beggining of the Great Nutcracker War.

elminster

Fortunately, the Great Nutcracker War was a very short war.

procco

UNFortunately everyone was too busy snickering about the name of the war to actually do any fighting.

procco

Dammit @Elminister

wubble

Fortunately this nutcracker war was nothing like a certain episode of supernatural.

Woohoo! even though I was ninjad it still made sense.