The next poster has a love/hate relationship with their cell phone - Loves the convenience and can't be without it, but can't ever seem to get away from annoying phone calls because of it, especially from work.
Semi-true. I am every acute to my surroundings so it is difficult to sneak up on me. I also can read people very well, so if someone is attempting to distract me while another attempts the jump scare, I can see right through it. However, under right circumstances, I can be jumped scared (like someone lying in wait, or setting a trap like moving something beforehand to divert my attention).
The next poster can’t wait for all the snow to melt.
I live in Texas. When we get snow, it's like an inch, and nobody feels safe driving on it because you can go years without seeing a single snowflake. We just frost or sleet in the winter at most. I saw frost once this year when I had to chip it off my windshield with a UTSA parking card.
The parking cards are all but worthless. UTSA has grown so large that even with all the parking lots on campus, not everyone can find a parking space, even if you have a card (they sell more cards than they have spaces). Like a lot of students, I had to park off-campus outside the mall.
The next poster has suffered due to a lack of parking spaces.
Oh yes. I had a job on a large university campus with minimal parking (which describes just about every campus in Canada). If you didn't get there by 8:00am (and my shifts often started in the afternoon) you were screwed. You drove circles around the lot until you either got really lucky and caught someone leaving their spot, or you gave up and found a street to park on in the nearby residential area, leaving you a five-to-ten minute walk to work.
The next poster is in reality an adventurer from the Forgotten Realms, who was transported to this world via a wizard spell gone amok.
No. I've been really craving ice cream, however. Not good to be craving ice cream so early in the season - I'll be a blimp by July if I start indulging now.
The next poster works in the food service or hospitality industry.
Hah, I wish. I work in corporate finance, meaning I am Blackguard employed by Belhifet. Granted by my dark lord I wield the power to poison the minds of steering committees, topple companies with a single Powerpoint and sway the good hearts of men into corruption and chaos with a mere order or flick of my hand.
The next person has broken free of the chains of the corporate world and now roam free, like a unicorn, unencumbered by the material world.
False. I wouldn’t go see a movie because it starred Jim Carey, although I do respect the career he has had. I don’t know what to make of his politically influenced art either. It feels like an attempt to stay relevant.
the next poster is happy that the warm season is coming so we can eat again naturally grown vegetables without having them grow in greenhouses or import them from the other hemisphere.
true, i donated a lot of sweat (helping people for free) and tears (sharing their miseries and being supporting an emphatic with hem) but, i don't know why, i never donated blood
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The next poster can go to sleep anywhere; airports, bus stops, at work, in the shower, while eating etc.
The next poster had to look up what narcolepsy is.
The next poster has a love/hate relationship with their cell phone - Loves the convenience and can't be without it, but can't ever seem to get away from annoying phone calls because of it, especially from work.
The next poster is posting from a geographically remote outpost, such as a research station or observatory.
The next person is addicted to mobile games.
The next poster just got jumpscared by their significant other. (Gah, darn it waifu bell)
The next person is a ninja and cannot be jumpscared.
The next poster can’t wait for all the snow to melt.
The parking cards are all but worthless. UTSA has grown so large that even with all the parking lots on campus, not everyone can find a parking space, even if you have a card (they sell more cards than they have spaces). Like a lot of students, I had to park off-campus outside the mall.
The next poster has suffered due to a lack of parking spaces.
The next poster is in reality an adventurer from the Forgotten Realms, who was transported to this world via a wizard spell gone amok.
The next person would choose to be reborn as Noober rather than Neeber.
The next poster has ice cream.
The next poster works in the food service or hospitality industry.
The next person has broken free of the chains of the corporate world and now roam free, like a unicorn, unencumbered by the material world.
The next poster has a blue hedgehog of the uncanny valley on it.
The next poster is enjoying the weather today.
The next poster has managed to experience weather despite being indoors.
The next poster hates public parks.
*edit* NINJA'D
The next poster has not seen Parks & recreation
Next poster hasn't shaved in this week.
next poster likes to ride a motorcycle.
The next poster ate raw cauliflower and liked it.
Next poster likes spinach.
the next poster is happy that the warm season is coming so we can eat again naturally grown vegetables without having them grow in greenhouses or import them from the other hemisphere.
The next poster shot down a Targaryen dragon with a ballista and lived to tell about it.
The next poster has never read a Terry Pratchett book.
The next poster has never donated blood.
the next poster has already posted in this thread before.
The next poster has a strong opinion about Game of Thrones.