True, but I was laid off and now I go door-to-door selling mashed potatoes by the scoop from an empty ice-cream bin that I stole from my last company. I'm too poor yet to buy a proper mashed potato sales bin and scooper.
The next poster is sick of @mashedtaters constantly referring to freaking mashed potatoes in this freaking thread!
I love everyone. Even people I don't love. I just have love in me. No matter whether animal, mineral... vegetable. All objects inanimate or mobile (though the latter are too independent to be compared to a sack of potatoes).
The next poster enjoys wearing dresses and picking pretty flowers.
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The next poster is a professional baseball player.
The next poster thinks cricket is far more entertaining anyway.
The next poster didn't see this lovely lava song yet.
True. I have someone I lava, but I have a big heart and there's plenty of room for more.
The next poster cries to Disney movies but try to act as if he/she doesn't.
The next poster prefers Salad Cream to Mayonnaise.
but Salad Cream is also good.
The next poster know how to cook pizza starting from the raw ingredients like flour.
Edited to correct a spell error.
The next poster buys pre made puff pastry when the need arises, rather than making it themselves.
The next poster thinks that people should stop eating junk food.
The next poster has already stopped eating junk food.
The next poster will never give up junk food.
The next poster's favorite class is a Druid.
The next poster IS a druid.
The next poster belive in magic.
The next poster kissed a girl. And she/he liked it.
The next poster sympathises with me.
The next poster is married, too (but not to mashedtaters).
The next poster is a professional ice cream salesman, with a Bachelour Degree in scoop technology.
The next poster is sick of @mashedtaters constantly referring to freaking mashed potatoes in this freaking thread!
The next poster will make a reference to mashed potatoes but won't be @mashedtaters.
The next poster lives in a house built by a builder who used mashed potatoes as mortar in an effort to cut costs.
The next poster is a BG lover.
The next poster loves everyone.
The next poster enjoys wearing dresses and picking pretty flowers.
The next poster loves bacon.
The next poster did not know that Dabid Gaider joined Beamdog.
The next poster thinks builders should use mashed potato as a mortar substitute to cut the cost of house building.
The next poster believes me completely.