I figure this choice is the most likely to end up with me driving a tank.
Yes join us! You can have your choice of the finest technology in the land. Tanks, aircraft, battleships. . . we have all the cool toys. Like the Empire. But better. Less prone to exploding and with no woefully unprotected exhaust ports lying around. . .
So I have hired a new watchdog. FEAR him @CaloNord FEEL his unforgiving, wrathful gaze upon you should you even think about hurting those precious eggs!
Those eggs are his babies and he'll do whatever it takes to protect them!
Curses. The dreaded Drabbit. Or Rabbog if you will. It will take something special to overcome him. . .
Om my gosh, look at these little guys, @lolien ,aren't they cute?
Can you imagine anyone would want to hurt those little guys? Well guess what, @CaloNord would have no qualms doing that!
But if you pledge your loyalty to Lord Eggron, maybe we can find a way to stop CaloNord and his evil machinations!
I wouldn't eat them all. Only the dissenting voices among the masses. We must all tow the line for the good of the state.
And for the record, I do NOT machinate. I work in the public interest for a well ordered, crime free society where there are jobs and a prosperous economy for all!
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The days of the free egg are over.
They're so cute.
And for the record, I do NOT machinate. I work in the public interest for a well ordered, crime free society where there are jobs and a prosperous economy for all!
*Imperial theme music.* Good choice my friend. Would you like a mountain top estate?
(And need I mention Scotch Eggs?)