I think I saw Minsc in a kilt Many a foes blood upon it was spilt Took a few sheep to cover him in wool To cover the girth of that big bull But for the animal blood he felt no guilt
Jaheira once swam in a spring Having no care and not wearin a thing. But Xzar had thrown in a line and a hook. While Jaheira thought he was just readin a book Hooking her leg he declared, now I've a meal fit for a king.
Six feet under, Xzar felt his best In his casket, his bloomers and vest Then he rose from the grave To berate some poor knave Well, he's glad he got that off his chest
When Silke was shopping for shoes In droppings she stepped, left by some moos. She ordered Garrick 'Come Here, Now wipe off this smear'. Disgusted as he was, said 'First give me some booze'.
When Silke was shopping for shoes In droppings she stepped, left by some moos. She ordered Garrick 'Come Here, Now wipe off this smear'. Disgusted as he was, said 'First give me some booze'.
'I don't know, but I been told'
"I don't know but I been told, Big legged woman ain't got no soul. This is why my maid is Skie Her legs are thin, her stride is spry. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ohhhhhh..."
When Neera was making some soup Added this, that, and some weird goop. Cooked it she did, not knowing what she done Sat down to eat, and said "Cookin is fun". Took the first bite, and Poof! She turned to poop.
There was a young lady from Amn Who cheated with nary a qualm She sowed her wild oats 'Til her beaus compared notes Now her lover's a carved "magic charm"
If you’re traveling down the Lion’s Way, Just be sure to walk through in the day. The bandits at night Can give such a fight, And Dorn might get frisky, way hey.
In Nashkel I drank some bad wine Just after we’d cleared out the mine. Then Branwen did spy Where I aimed an eye And knocked me out with a large stein.
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With which into frays he would wade.
Then one day an orc
Stabbed him with a spork,
So now he's changed jobs to a maid.
I once saw poor Edwin break down
Alora had called him a clown.
But Xzar thought it nice
So in just a trice
He added a new make-up frown.
I think I saw Minsc in a kilt.
Many a foes blood upon it was spilt
Took a few sheep to cover him in wool
To cover the girth of that big bull
But for the animal blood he felt no guilt
Tiax made promises to a worm one day.
Tiax made promises to a worm
One day while digging a berm
"One day I'll rule all!
At your back and call
The grubs will make moles die, full term!"
A griffon walked into a pub
Just looking for ale and some grub.
But Jan saw her there,
And sans any care,
Massaged her with turnip-oil rub.
Jaheira once swam in a spring
Having no care and not wearin a thing.
But Xzar had thrown in a line and a hook.
While Jaheira thought he was just readin a book
Hooking her leg he declared, now I've a meal fit for a king.
Six feet under, Xzar felt his best
In his casket, his bloomers and vest
Then he rose from the grave
To berate some poor knave
Well, he's glad he got that off his chest
The gibberlings all do agree
That human blood makes a fine tea.
That's why they attack
From front, side, and back.
And why Khalid runs into trees.
When Silke was shopping for shoes
In droppings she stepped, left by some moos.
She ordered Garrick 'Come Here,
Now wipe off this smear'.
Disgusted as he was, said 'First give me some booze'.
'I don't know, but I been told'
Big legged woman ain't got no soul.
This is why my maid is Skie
Her legs are thin, her stride is spry.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ohhhhhh..."
- Elrond
Over the hills where the spirits fly
Over the hillls where the spirits fly
I saw a young lass name of Skie.
I wanted a kiss,
But she said "Steal this!"
And covered my face with a pie.
When Neera was making some soup
Added this, that, and some weird goop.
Cooked it she did, not knowing what she done
Sat down to eat, and said "Cookin is fun".
Took the first bite, and Poof! She turned to poop.
Frog and scorpion tried to play
With daggers of paper maché.
But one hidden shiv
Got Frog where he live,
So French food was served on that day.
There was a young lady from Amn.
Who cheated with nary a qualm
She sowed her wild oats
'Til her beaus compared notes
Now her lover's a carved "magic charm"
If you're travelling down the lion's way
Just be sure to walk through in the day.
The bandits at night
Can give such a fight,
And Dorn might get frisky, way hey.
In Trademeet I met an odd guy.
Who walked up to me and said “Hi!”
One thousand times,
Like all anti-mimes,
Then left and I asked myself “Why!?!?”
Branwen put up a good front
After Khalid's latest stunt.
He gave her a goose,
But she is obtuse,
And gave the poor bird a big punt.
Safana was honing a blade.
'Twas long and shaped like a spade
The harder she honed
The louder it groaned
She woke up no longer a maid
Montaron climbed over a wall
And on the other side he'd fall
He landed on his head
Crushed, but not dead
Now even halflings consider him small
A noble woman in Baldurs Gate
Had appetites which she could not sate
She ate like a horse,
Was kinky, of course,
And smoked jimson weed by the crate.
In Nshkel I drank some bad wine.
Just after we’d cleared out the mine.
Then Branwen did spy
Where I aimed an eye
And knocked me out with a large stein.
Deep in a cave in the hills
Orcs, trolls, genies and mummies
Golems and wolfweres
Kobolds, beholders
And dragon live all in peace.
There's a well in Windspear Hill
That gives my whole psyche a chill.
The old oaken bucket
Makes me want to duck it
And gives me a wind that can kill.
(Particularly if you have no magic weapons)
Immy gave Winthrop a shock.
'Immy gave Winthrop a duck'
Immy gave Winthrop a shock
By stuffing raw eggs in his sock.
When he put it on
One day right at dawn,
She fled past the ormolu clock.
Alora strode into the room.
Viconia 'pon seein' her cast Doom
Alora was brave
And since stout made her save
Yelled "Viccy ride out on your broom!"
Jan Jansen had a tale to tell
Sure as he had turnips to sell
So we all sat down
And tried not to frown
Prepared for a full night of hell.
When I saw Noober, I ran
to the forums as fast as I can.
Surely in jest,
was my romance request -
But a mod was created by fans...
Minsc stood tall on a chair