All that talk about Hyper Chickens earlier in the thread must have gotten the forum software locked in a soft loop. The Hyper Chicken defense routines are unsure whether to merely prohibit further discussion, or lure additional users into the conversation to ban everyone in one giant massacre.
I mean, that's clearly more plausible than anyone screwing around. This thread is for serious discussions only.
I bet you get the Hyper Chicken badge for dying to the Rabid Chicken flock in that one store in Baldur's Gate in LoB mode. I've had a close shave with them before, actually...
I heard helicopters, too, but I live 60 miles from a military base and in the same township as three professional sports team owners, so that's not unusual.
Blinded by heresy I thought that this: was better looking than this:
However then came the curios part, when I presented this on the activity page back then, @Tresset gave a very interesting, insightful reason for why the Hyper Chicken badge should not be replaced by my proposed badge.
The post from the activity page is gone. I'll leave it up to @Tresset to repeat what he said back then.
Notice, the badge has never been replaced by my proposed badge. And there is a reason for that... Knowing that reason would get you one step closer to the truth.
That's easy: being it a hyperchicken, that is a 4D chicken, the first representation is measleading, as it makes you think that it is only a 3D chicken! The second one instead hints that there is much more about it (at least 1 dimension).
They figured out the transdimensional nature of the hyperchicken. We must act quickly.
Perhaps you can utilize the tesseract to go back in time and close this thread before it ever started? I wonder if there would be some residual hyperchicken knowledge that we could only remember in our dreams...
They figured out the transdimensional nature of the hyperchicken. We must act quickly.
Oh, man! This thread can be seen by the outside world!?!?
I just assumed that the only reason all this Hyper Chicken talk was tolerated was that a bunch of us got spun off into some pocket dimension from which we will never return. Few are foolhardy enough to even mention The Chicken of Pain, lest she greets you unawares with her terrible shadow...
As I admired the Rose Badge made for myself, I would sigh heavily at being forced to return to this very thread.
I'd stop on the corner and look about, wondering why in the world was a thread which was closed by - SOMEONE - allowed to continue on? This thread was LOCKED. Who is responsible for UNLOCKING it?
I'd ban the whole lot of you who continue to post back and forth with one another, hoarding Insightful, Agree and Likes to one another; as if we don't notice. Why don't you all Promote one another while you're at it? Is that too obvious?
Please, whoever it was that locked this thread a day ago, do it again, and keep this inane thread closed for good.
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I mean, that's clearly more plausible than anyone screwing around. This thread is for serious discussions only.
I am abusing developer priveleges.
Or are you exactly where the mods want you to be?
Enhance!
Enhance!
The second one instead hints that there is much more about it (at least 1 dimension).
Ho, ho, ho, HOOOOO...
I just assumed that the only reason all this Hyper Chicken talk was tolerated was that a bunch of us got spun off into some pocket dimension from which we will never return.
Few are foolhardy enough to even mention The Chicken of Pain, lest she greets you unawares with her terrible shadow...
I'd stop on the corner and look about, wondering why in the world was a thread which was closed by - SOMEONE - allowed to continue on? This thread was LOCKED. Who is responsible for UNLOCKING it?
I'd ban the whole lot of you who continue to post back and forth with one another, hoarding Insightful, Agree and Likes to one another; as if we don't notice. Why don't you all Promote one another while you're at it? Is that too obvious?
Please, whoever it was that locked this thread a day ago, do it again, and keep this inane thread closed for good.
If I was a mod...