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  • DrHappyAngryDrHappyAngry Member Posts: 1,577
    “If one's different, one's bound to be lonely.”
    ― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
    -- Robert Copeland
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  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,193
    Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.

    - Stephen King (from The Stand)
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  • DrHappyAngryDrHappyAngry Member Posts: 1,577
    "The minute God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!"
    Colonel Gathers - The Ventures Bros
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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    “Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep”
    ― Albert Camus
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,829
    It's more fun to cuddle with friends than to wrestle with enemies.
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
    -- Epictetus
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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Oaths are the fossils of piety.
    -- Jorge Augustín Nicolás Ruiz de Santayana
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  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 2,860
    edited January 2020
    Not everything that could go wrong will go wrong. The last time you crossed the street, were you run over by a car? Were you assassinated? Were you struck by a giant asteroid? Things could've gone far more wrong than they really did. Murphy's Law is not true.

    -Me
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    OlvynChuru wrote: »
    Not everything that could go wrong will go wrong. The last time you crossed the street, were you run over by a car? Were you assassinated? Were you struck by a giant asteroid? Things could've gone far more wrong than they really did. Murphy's Law is not true.

    -Me

    That's because something went wrong and they all missed you... Getting a one on the dice really hurts :wink:
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    You do not notice changes in what is always before you.
    -- Colette
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    ThacoBell wrote: »
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    So that's what happened to the aliens that created humans... Someone call The History Channel! :grin:B)
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  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,193
    In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

    - Coco Chanel
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    semiticgod wrote: »
    My God, that's brutal.

    Also quite true....
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    "Meanwhile, somethin' I gotta show you an I hope you can take it,
    Gonna leave you in the desert, an I hope that you make it,
    Gotta put you on your @$$ to see what it does to you,
    When you stand up an see that I'm just showin' love to you!"
    DMX
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.
    -- Brother Theodore
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  • ArviaArvia Member, Moderator Posts: 2,038
    edited January 2020
    "I would own up to my mistakes if I had any."

    - Unknown
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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.”
    ― Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
    -- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Production
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  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    mlnevese wrote: »
    A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
    -- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Production

    "You cannot see something unless it is visible to you."

    --- The Seer's Second Law of Vision
    :trollface:
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    "dying while in the company of a lovely seductress, tell me that isn't a good death."
    Leliana
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,212
    Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
    -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Essays"
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    Talent doesn't mean anything if you're lacking focus.
    -Vinnie Paz
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    “When you complain, nobody wants to help you.”
    Stephen Hawking
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