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  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694

    "Diplomacy is the art of saying, 'Nice Doggy!', until you can find a rock."
    -- Wynn Catlin

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    If it works right the first time, obviously you've done something wrong.
    -- Herman's Rule

  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208

    If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

    - Bert Lance (attributed; exact origin unknown)

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    edited October 2018

    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
    --Edison B. Schroeder

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine.
    -- Nolan's Observation

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Ketchup is equivalent to a Vegetable :nod:
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    LadyRhian said:

    Ketchup is equivalent to a Vegetable :nod:

    *facepalm*

    Except, you know, Tomatoes are fruit and also don't contain liquid sugar, white vinegar, salt, onion powder and spices.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    deltago said:

    LadyRhian said:

    Ketchup is equivalent to a Vegetable :nod:

    *facepalm*

    Except, you know, Tomatoes are fruit and also don't contain liquid sugar, white vinegar, salt, onion powder and spices.
    See? Onion powder. That's a vegetable! :wink:
  • ProontProont Member Posts: 141

    Ketchup ruins everything it touches.
    -- Me

  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    LadyRhian said:

    In the 80's, the Reagan administration said Ketchup was equivalent to a Vegetable. No kidding. So was pickle relish. And as of 2012, so is pizza.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

    No they didn't. The lying media did to sensitize the story. Relish could be considered a vegetable but probably not the relish Americans are use to (however even that as at least some dietary fibre unlike ketchup).
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Pickle relish was used as an example. The Pizza mention is from the Wikipedia page.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
    -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    I reject get-it-done, make-it-happen thinking.
    I want to slow things down so I understand them better.
    -- Jerry Brown, former California governor

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    The future has already arrived; it just isn't evenly distributed.
    -- William Gibson

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
    -- Samuel Johnson

  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903

    A victory without danger is a triumph without glory.
    --Pierre Corneille

    Obviously this Corneille dude never played a no-reload run.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768

    A victory without danger is a triumph without glory.
    --Pierre Corneille

    Obviously this Corneille dude never played a no-reload run.

    If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' hard enough.

    -- United States Marine Corps axiom
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Any damn fool can predict the past.

    - Larry Niven
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