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  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388

    elminster said:

    What made you interested in writing as a career?


    Which is just as well, I suppose. If they did, I'd be out of a job.
    It would also mean that the machines have risen and we're all screwed.
  • rexregrexreg Member Posts: 292
    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost over night?
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
    Are we there yet?
    Buttercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744
    rexreg said:

    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost over night?
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
    Are we there yet?

    1. I export a flavourless chewing gum only manufactured in a remote Amish community in Southern Uzbekistan, specifically so I don't have to worry about this.
    2. One, but it involves a really big tongue.
    3. Where do you think we're going?

    FredjoCrevsDaakLordRumfishButtercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744
    demented said:


    It would also mean that the machines have risen and we're all screwed.

    Oh, that's already happened. That happened AGES ago.
    [Deleted User]Buttercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    te ask if I want to accept cookies and if I say yes, my belly's still empty?

    The #*&%ing dutch, man. You just can't trust those guys unless they're old and making potato chips.

    CrevsDaakButtercheese
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    What can change the nature of a man?
    smeagolheartKamigoroshiButtercheese
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    ajwz said:

    What can change the nature of a man?

    Oh oh I know I know -

    Belief.
    CrevsDaak
  • Son_of_ImoenSon_of_Imoen Member Posts: 1,806

    te ask if I want to accept cookies and if I say yes, my belly's still empty?

    The #*&%ing dutch, man. You just can't trust those guys unless they're old and making potato chips.

    *Son_of_Imoen puts on his reading glasses and stumbles with his walking stick in hand to the pan with potatos.

    elminsterBelgarathMTHCrevsDaakButtercheese
  • AutequiAutequi Member Posts: 403

    So embarrassed. SO embarrassed.

    I see what you did there with your two gresses.
  • PaulgPaulg Member Posts: 115
    yep. nobody puts in the corner. i agree.
    elminster
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744
    Stupid <>s...
    elminsterCrevsDaak
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Do you have questions you would like to ask the community?

    If I send you 20 memory foam bathmats, would that be a workable compromise to having a bed in the office?

    Now that Canada has demolished the penny (probably the REAL reason why the game is 24.95) what is your favourite Canadian coin?

  • AndreaColomboAndreaColombo Member Posts: 5,524
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • rexregrexreg Member Posts: 292
    @AndreaColombo
    because it was stapled to the punk rocker
  • DeefjeDeefje Member Posts: 110
    Have you ever licked a lamppost... in winter?
    Buttercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the Alberta gopher it can be done.

    This was seriously one of HALO 4 Senior Art Director Kenneth Scott's favourite jokes in art college.
    ElectricMonkCrevsDaakButtercheese
  • AndrewFoleyAndrewFoley Member Posts: 744
    deltago said:

    Do you have questions you would like to ask the community?

    If I send you 20 memory foam bathmats, would that be a workable compromise to having a bed in the office?

    Now that Canada has demolished the penny (probably the REAL reason why the game is 24.95) what is your favourite Canadian coin?

    1. Many, but I probably won't, because I fear the answers.

    2. Only one way to find out.

    3. We've got a coin called the loonie. The LOONIE. How can I not love that?
    elminsterElectricMonkButtercheese
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @AndrewFoley

    Loonie or Toonie?
    Buttercheese
  • PaulgPaulg Member Posts: 115
    ive heard you can bash out the core of one of them (loonie or toonie) and send it in for a replacement. true or false? plus i have a canadian 5$ bill, ive had foerver. mabe someday, it will be better than a american 5$ bill! lol
  • CleaveCleave Member Posts: 32
    Why did THEY (you know who you are) stopped making worldmaps (overworld, globe or whatever you call it) with controllable airships and such in their Final Fantasy games? Every game since the first, up to the 9th had it. I loved it.
    Been waiting since for an explanation. I need closure. Thanks.
    Wikkid_SuhnlansounetButtercheese
  • Magnus_GrelichMagnus_Grelich Member Posts: 361
    Is this sentence false?
  • WigglesWiggles Member Posts: 571


    I have now given you a Promote.

    YOU OWE ME, WIGGLES.

    "Wake me when you need me..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    (YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
    elminsterCrevsDaakButtercheese
  • Night_WatchNight_Watch Member Posts: 514
    what are your thoughts on the BG novels?
    Buttercheese
  • LindeblomLindeblom Member Posts: 257

    what are your thoughts on the BG novels?

    I think you broke him with this one!!!
    Buttercheese
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    If you cross a Gnome with a Dwarf, do you get a Gnarf or a Dwome?

    Can we put one in BG3?

    Also will BG3 be enhanced?
    Buttercheese
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Lindeblom said:

    what are your thoughts on the BG novels?

    I think you broke him with this one!!!
    I heard he is a fan and is rewriting the entire BGII script to reflect the canonization of the novels. I wonder if this is true AND I wonder which forum member will kill him first for it?
    Buttercheese
  • WigglesWiggles Member Posts: 571
    deltago said:



    I heard he is a fan and is rewriting the entire BGII script to reflect the canonization of the novels. I wonder if this is true AND I wonder which forum member will kill him first for it?

    "Grab your torches and pitchforks here! $5 for a torch and $15 for a pitchfork! Come one; come all to the annual Hunt the Foley! First to run him through gets a promote!!!" :D
    elminster
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