True. It's called Mashedtaters, The Mostest Heavenly Thing Ever Imagined By Humans, Land.
The next poster wonders why some pixels to go to hell, or The Abyss, Which Therefore Lacks Any Mashedtaters But You Can Eat Sand As A Substitute Instead, Land.
But no-one can possibly know about pixel-hell, because it is so dark there. It's like a black hole, made up of millions of tiny voids of blackness and joined together in some kind of hellish tapestry of nothingness, where light cannot escape. So how can one look into pixel-hell and come away with any knowledge, except..... oh boy its dark!
The next poster thinks mashedtaters has never actually eaten mashed potato, and that their Beamdog persona is a way of deflecting attention from that awful truth.
True! Coincidentaly, I had pizza for dinner yesterday. But not alot of people know that!
The next poster gets very angry (Arrghhhhhhhhh!) when they pop by the forum to see what the next poster has said, only to discover there has been no next poster!
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The next poster wonders why some pixels to go to hell, or The Abyss, Which Therefore Lacks Any Mashedtaters But You Can Eat Sand As A Substitute Instead, Land.
But no-one can possibly know about pixel-hell, because it is so dark there. It's like a black hole, made up of millions of tiny voids of blackness and joined together in some kind of hellish tapestry of nothingness, where light cannot escape. So how can one look into pixel-hell and come away with any knowledge, except..... oh boy its dark!
The next poster thinks mashedtaters has never actually eaten mashed potato, and that their Beamdog persona is a way of deflecting attention from that awful truth.
The next poster prefers their potatoes baked.
The next poster is getting hungry.
The next poster would try a granola bar made with mashed potatoes.
The next poster had BBQ for dinner today.
The next poster has never swum in the sea/ocean.
The next poster hates pizza.
The next poster likes pizza, home-made or otherwise.
The next poster gets very angry (Arrghhhhhhhhh!) when they pop by the forum to see what the next poster has said, only to discover there has been no next poster!
The next person eats pizza right now
EDIT: shit, did I say person? I meant poster of course.
O next poster, next poster, art thou really the next poster?
False. I'm not the next poster.
The next poster is the next poster.
The next poster hates their job.
The next poster is hungry, like me.
Next poster tell us about their favourite book.
The next poster doesn't like it when other members react to his, or hers, or its posts with Likes, or Agrees, or Insightfuls.
The next poster is confused by this thread.
The next poster is right-handed but has used a mouse with their left hand just for giggles.
The next poster is going to post a letter/parcel/package today*
*or has posted a letter/parcel/package today, depending on where on earth you are!
The next poster can't dance and can't sing.
The next poster can start a fire without a match.
The next poster caved in and purchased Dragon Age Origins: Ultimate Edition on GOG.
The next poster would like to get a better job.
The next poster has cupped a wild butterfly in their hands.
The next poster prefers cats to dogs.
The next poster likes sushi.