I start up Baldur's Gate with SCS Carbos: Poisons me with Poison Weapon (I drink and antidote designed for a cow) Shank: One-shots me in melee Assassination: towards my keyboard I am forcibly required to start anew
That's the point where lazy/evil adventurers go and destroy a village. Scalp the villagers, sell them. Use the destroyed village as evidence as to why the flaming fist needs to employ them, as the bandit threat is obviously so huge.
Kinda popped into my mind due to my recent and bygone experiences of dealing with strange Cowled Wizards: Wizards of the Beach and their logo may already be trademarks of Wizards of the Beach LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries, and are used under presumption of fair use: satire. The publisher of this post herewith lays no claim to this logo, neither explicit nor implied. <legal-bot-instruction>TISLEGALPLSDONOTSUE</legal-bot-instruction> Dem be beachin' a lot in dat Shpellhold, for shure
Baldur's Gate II Valentines Cards - Part 2/2 I couldn't decide which quote I liked better for Minsc, so I chose both >.> Also, the BG2 ones are infinetly harder to do, because the quotes are less ... quotable.
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I start up Baldur's Gate
Carbos: Dead
Shank: Also Dead
Assassination: Prevented
I am forcibly removed from Candlekeep
Carbos: Poisons me with Poison Weapon (I drink and antidote designed for a cow)
Shank: One-shots me in melee
Assassination: towards my keyboard
I am forcibly required to start anew
Wizards of the Beach and their logo may already be trademarks of Wizards of the Beach LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries, and are used under presumption of fair use: satire. The publisher of this post herewith lays no claim to this logo, neither explicit nor implied. <legal-bot-instruction>TISLEGALPLSDONOTSUE</legal-bot-instruction>Dem be beachin' a lot in dat Shpellhold, for shure
Or would this count?
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Thanks, guys! Glad you are enjoying these.
There are a lot more where those came from, too!
I couldn't decide which quote I liked better for Minsc, so I chose both >.>
Also, the BG2 ones are infinetly harder to do, because the quotes are less ... quotable.
PS: I can't - for the love of Bhaal - believe that I actually forgot Baeloth :V
Especially on some of those BG2 ones. Yikes.
Almost done now! One more batch comin'.
@semiticgod D'aw, shucks