Baldurs Gate Meme Thread II: Enhanced Edition (Careful, everyone, SPOILERS!)

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  January 2017 edited January 2017

  Let's bring this old gem back:
  
  
  PS:
  

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  January 2017

  I start up Baldur's Gate
  Carbos: Dead
  Shank: Also Dead
  Assassination: Prevented
  I am forcibly removed from Candlekeep

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• JuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,758

  January 2017

  I start up Baldur's Gate with SCS
  Carbos: Poisons me with Poison Weapon (I drink and antidote designed for a cow)
  Shank: One-shots me in melee
  Assassination: towards my keyboard
  I am forcibly required to start anew

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• God Member Posts: 1,150

  January 2017

  BillyYank said:

  Xvarts in Space!
  
  
  

  What..? Tyranny got that xvart, too! Maybe we should tell WotC to sue them
  

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  January 2017

  Officer Vai:
  
  
  
  
  

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• Grum Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,100

  January 2017

  That's the point where lazy/evil adventurers go and destroy a village. Scalp the villagers, sell them. Use the destroyed village as evidence as to why the flaming fist needs to employ them, as the bandit threat is obviously so huge.

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• BillyYank Member Posts: 2,768

  January 2017

  It has to be a village of blonde people. On the Sword Coast, all bandits are blonde.

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• lolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108

  January 2017

  
  
  
  

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• Montresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208

  January 2017

  
  
  
  
  

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• God Member Posts: 1,150

  January 2017

  Kinda popped into my mind due to my recent and bygone experiences of dealing with strange Cowled Wizards:
  
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  Dem be beachin' a lot in dat Shpellhold, for shure

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• Abi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428

  January 2017

  BillyYank said:

  It has to be a village of blonde people. On the Sword Coast, all bandits are blonde.

  Or you could use the Prestidigitation cantrip to dye their hair blonde after the fact.

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• wubble Member Posts: 3,156

  January 2017

  Abi_Dalzim said:

  BillyYank said:

  It has to be a village of blonde people. On the Sword Coast, all bandits are blonde.

  Or you could use the Prestidigitation cantrip to dye their hair blonde after the fact.

  Once again prestidigitation proves that it's the best spell in d&d

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• BelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653

  January 2017

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• mlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

  January 2017

  
  

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• KlepticBhaalspawn Member Posts: 8

  January 2017

  Is this restricted to the text memes?
  Or would this count?
  
  

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017 edited February 2017

  Baldur's Gate Valentines Cards - Part 1/3
  Send these to your forum crushes in ten days.
  

  Post edited by Buttercheese on February 2017

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017 edited February 2017

  Baldur's Gate Valentines Cards - Part 2/3
  
  

  Post edited by Buttercheese on February 2017

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• ThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235

  February 2017

  These are great. I wonder what my wife's reaction would be with no context. I have yet to get her to try BG

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• Nimran Member Posts: 4,875

  February 2017

  ThacoBell said:

  These are great. I wonder what my wife's reaction would be with no context. I have yet to get her to try BG

  Try asking her if she likes your perfume first, then spit on her manhood.

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017

  Baldur's Gate Valentines Cards - Part 3/3
  
  
  Thanks, guys! Glad you are enjoying these.
  There are a lot more where those came from, too!

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017

  Baldur's Gate II Valentines Cards - Part 1/2
  

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017

  Baldur's Gate II Valentines Cards - Part 2/2
  
  I couldn't decide which quote I liked better for Minsc, so I chose both >.>
  Also, the BG2 ones are infinetly harder to do, because the quotes are less ... quotable.

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• brus Member Posts: 944

  February 2017

  

  
  
  
  

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017 edited February 2017

  Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition Valentines Cards
  
  
  PS: I can't - for the love of Bhaal - believe that I actually forgot Baeloth :V
  

  Post edited by Buttercheese on February 2017

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• semiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903

  February 2017

  @Buttercheese: Brilliant work, as always.
  
  Especially on some of those BG2 ones. Yikes.

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• ThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235

  February 2017

  Wilson is so articulate, as always.

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• Buttercheese Member Posts: 3,766

  February 2017

  Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear Valentines Cards
  
  
  Almost done now! One more batch comin'.
  @semiticgod D'aw, shucks
  

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• sazzie Member Posts: 103

  February 2017

  ahahaha these are great!! loved he minsc ones hilarious!

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• wubble Member Posts: 3,156

  February 2017

  sazzie said:

  ahahaha these are great!! loved he minsc ones hilarious!

  His lines just fit perfectly.

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• brus Member Posts: 944

  February 2017

  More valentine cards:

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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