Bored up lunatics for a documentary , shot in parallel dimensions to investigate dragons' mating routines. Please bring your mom's sewing-kit cookie box just in case. Because you can.
@old_jolly2 and typo_tilly Ground dragons have been around in European folklore for centuries. They are often called Great Worms (or Wyrms) and legends about them pop up all over the UK. Some fly, but I'm sure many of them are flightless dragons. Apart from the wings, they have all the other aspects of dragons - they can breath fire, they live for centuries if not millenia, they are very devious and clever and they love snacking on the odd virgin.
@old_jolly2 and typo_tilly Ground dragons have been around in European folklore for centuries. They are often called Great Worms (or Wyrms) and legends about them pop up all over the UK. Some fly, but I'm sure many of them are flightless dragons. Apart from the wings, they have all the other aspects of dragons - they can breath fire, they live for centuries if not millenia, they are very devious and clever and they love snacking on the odd virgin.
Over the course of history there seem to be many creatures and gods that love the taste of virgins (Don't corrupt that you dirty minded people). I really must try it at some point, does it taste different to normal human flesh? Perhaps I should send a letter to Anthony Hopkins, he'll know if anyone does.
Every village in England has a dragon. Our local one is called the rousler, which as far as I'm concerned, is a dragon. On trying to wiki it, I got completely different information. It's a demon!
Halesowen on the other hand is the town I grew up in and is recorded in the doomsday book as Halas. It was given to the Welsh Prince Daffyd Owen by King Henry II as a wedding gift on Daffyd marrying his sister.
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Hell's own indeed...
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Oh. Halesowen has a dragon (actually a wyrm) as well, forgot it's name. Will do a bit of research.
My village doesn't have a dragon! though somewhere nearby we have two hills named after twin giants that fought over a woman. Also we have several famous murders...
Every village in England has a dragon. Our local one is called the rousler, which as far as I'm concerned, is a dragon. On trying to wiki it, I got completely different information. It's a demon!
Or I'd bat him around my cave until he dropped the sword then I would smother him with my arse.
Hm, I think you've created a new kind of monster here - perhaps the Dire Cat? I could most certainly see either of the felines who see me as their servant batting silly little adventurers around the dungeon until various entrails are strewn about the place. I could just go out to my front step for the concept art...
The easiest way to get a house cat to stop attacking you is to simply show it your expertise with a tin opener. I don't strictly know if this is true as I've never been attacked by a cat, just jumped on, snuggled, pummelled and purred at.
The easiest way to get a house cat to stop attacking you is to simply show it your expertise with a tin opener. I don't strictly know if this is true as I've never been attacked by a cat, just jumped on, snuggled, pummelled and purred at.
@kiwidoc pouring catnip on your brother as a distraction works too.
Would you stamp on a hot potato and then eat it? Come on... Would you? Because that adventure with a shiny sword is a hot potato, it may singe the fingers holding it, but once you get past that silvery foil stuff it is 100% fluffy carbohydrate and vitamin goodness!
Not to mention that it would be difficult to eat your snack when it's been squished flat on the ground.
Would you stamp on a hot potato and then eat it? Come on... Would you? Because that adventure with a shiny sword is a hot potato, it may singe the fingers holding it, but once you get past that silvery foil stuff it is 100% fluffy carbohydrate and vitamin goodness!
Not to mention that it would be difficult to eat your snack when it's been squished flat on the ground.
Man-paste makes a good dressing for a virgin salad made from real virgins.
Good comments all, but consider that dragons in the Forgotten Realms are often spellcasters as well. Giant ancient lizard archmage of doom, slain by some shirtless barbarian with a glorified toothpick. It's just not fair! Obviously, Tiamat is a cruel god to abandon her children to such fates.
Good comments all, but consider that dragons in the Forgotten Realms are often spellcasters as well. Giant ancient lizard archmage of doom, slain by some shirtless barbarian with a glorified toothpick. It's just not fair! Obviously, Tiamat is a cruel god to abandon her children to such fates.
I agree entirely, dragons also always fight on the ground i don't understand it. If i was a dragon i'd stay in the air rather than land and fight puny mortals.
I was thinking exactly this, then I scrolled down and saw your post.
I'd like to mention that the dracolich Vix'thra in Neverwinter Nights 1 DOES fly. Sort of. When you go after his phylactery, he can do this sort of jump/flying thing where he goes from the main chamber to the phylactery chamber instantly. It's the closest to flying I've seen a dragon do in any DnD-based video game.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of Vix'thra, I'd like to mention that I'm surprised that he serves the Valsharess, considering that he could probably beat her entire army singlehandedly. He's so overpowered (though what else do you expect of a dracolich).
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Bored up lunatics for a documentary , shot in parallel dimensions to investigate dragons' mating routines.
Please bring your mom's sewing-kit cookie box just in case. Because you can. Meh. Done already. Japanese love it. And Hollywood couldn't get enough of it.
Ha ? Where are my insightfuls ? Am I not insightful ?
http://www.pmsa.org.uk/pmsa-database/6924/
Halesowen on the other hand is the town I grew up in and is recorded in the doomsday book as Halas. It was given to the Welsh Prince Daffyd Owen by King Henry II as a wedding gift on Daffyd marrying his sister.
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Hell's own indeed...
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Oh. Halesowen has a dragon (actually a wyrm) as well, forgot it's name. Will do a bit of research.
though somewhere nearby we have two hills named after twin giants that fought over a woman. Also we have several famous murders...
... But no dragons!
*sigh*
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there would be a 88% chance the cat would ignore your party and just nap instead.
I don't strictly know if this is true as I've never been attacked by a cat, just jumped on, snuggled, pummelled and purred at.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of Vix'thra, I'd like to mention that I'm surprised that he serves the Valsharess, considering that he could probably beat her entire army singlehandedly. He's so overpowered (though what else do you expect of a dracolich).