Ferret Force Five

Nimran

This thread is for those interested in auditioning for the merry band. Be sure to tell why you think you are the right candidate. Bonus points will go to anyone who owns a ferret. As always, those who share this notice with the forces of law shall join the-wait, wrong paragraph. Hold on...

Whomever I like the most will get a free and the honorary title of Ferreteer.

iKrivetko

Nope

DreadKhan

What about Cat Force? I hear the internet loves cats or something.

ChildofBhaal599

well... my brother has 2 ferrets. i would obviously be the best choice because I always play rogues and know the stealthy arts of the ferret well in many a fantasy game

Nimran

Hurray! The first possible candidate! Sounds like a legit reason. I'll allow it!

DreadKhan

OOH!

What about The Mongooses, that's a cool team name? The Fighting Mongooses...

OneAngryMushroom

I had a ferret named Zeke once. The little bugger was a kleptomaniac. We found that he had made a little nest for himself out of clothes that he stole from out of our dressers. the pile was like 3 feet tall when we managed to get it all.

Nimran

Coolio! Another candidate!

lolien

I don't own any ferret, but there are three in our backyard, and i use to feed them time-to time. They eat fresh chicken breast (maybe not perfectly fresh, but freshly thawed) and dried fish. They are making a LOT of used litter...

Do i like ferrets?
At least i didn't kick them if they didn't bite me.

wubble

This doesn't bode well for the non ferret lovers in the world.

Nimran

lolien said:

I don't own any ferret, but there are three in our backyard, and i use to feed them time-to time. They eat fresh chicken breast (maybe not perfectly fresh, but freshly thawed) and dried fish. They are making a LOT of used litter...

Do i like ferrets?
At least i didn't kick them if they didn't bite me.

Good enough!

Musigny

lolien said:

Do i like ferrets?
At least i didn't kick them if they didn't bite me.

An amanita kicking a ferret ?
Uhh wrong thread. Where's the exit ?

iKrivetko

I believe Obsidian had a developer whose first name was Ferret.

kcwise

Can ferrets be paladins? If so, I might be interested in this... (Googles ferret group name)... business. Business? Really? A band of ferrets is called a business? Who came up with that idea? Ah well, perhaps your team will have a good stock portfolio and retirement plan.

JuliusBorisov

Ahm... I'm not a ferret nor I have one (although I would very much like to)...

But I'm obviosly connected with the forces of law. So, consider me in!

wubble

bengoshi said:

But I'm obviosly connected with the forces of law. So, consider me in!

Don't Nimran's ferrets normally go around backstabbing people? Is this not illegal?

Nimran

wubble said:

bengoshi said:

But I'm obviosly connected with the forces of law. So, consider me in!

Don't Nimran's ferrets normally go around backstabbing people? Is this not illegal?

My ferrets do a variety of things, from delivering s to performing in birthday parties. And yes, the occasional backstab, but that's neither here nor there...

Nimran

kcwise said:

Can ferrets be paladins? If so, I might be interested in this... (Googles ferret group name)... business. Business? Really? A band of ferrets is called a business? Who came up with that idea? Ah well, perhaps your team will have a good stock portfolio and retirement plan.

I don't see why you can't be a ferret paladin!

deltago

I'll join if I can wear a fedora.

Ferrets like tacos so I am a natural fit.

Nimran

deltago said:

I'll join if I can wear a fedora.

Ferrets like tacos so I am a natural fit.

I don't see why not!

booinyoureyes

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Nimran

booinyoureyes said:

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Didn't I acquire another one?

Find Familiar at work.

wubble

Nimran said:

booinyoureyes said:

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Didn't I acquire another one?

Find Familiar at work.

What's your constitution like these days?

Nimran

wubble said:

Nimran said:

booinyoureyes said:

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Didn't I acquire another one?

Find Familiar at work.

What's your constitution like these days?

I had to exercise a bit to get it back. Thankfully, I am fit as a ferret.

booinyoureyes

Nimran said:

wubble said:

Nimran said:

booinyoureyes said:

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Didn't I acquire another one?

Find Familiar at work.

What's your constitution like these days?

I had to exercise a bit to get it back. Thankfully, I am fit as a ferret.

considering the ferret got eaten, that might not be too fit

ChildofBhaal599

Nimran said:

wubble said:

Nimran said:

booinyoureyes said:

Didn't I eat your ferret in another thread?

Power Word: Reload at work!

Didn't I acquire another one?

Find Familiar at work.

What's your constitution like these days?

I had to exercise a bit to get it back. Thankfully, I am fit as a ferret.

could somebody find the con stat of a ferret?

Nimran

Well, nobody's more fit than Boo, so that's kind of unfair.

Nimran

Okay, so I'll assume that anyone interested has already posted! That means @ChildofBhaal599, @lolien, @bengoshi, @kcwise, and @deltago are now honorary members of the Ferret Force Five!

DreadKhan

I think @deltago might be a dishonourary member instead.

kcwise

Yay! I shall use my Holy Backstabvenger +5 only for the good of ferret kind!

deltago

DreadKhan said:

I think @deltago might be a dishonourary member instead.