Nobody would want to be Saemon Havarian level of dishonour, especially with all the 'always gets away with it and has a powergamey build', right? Hmm...
You are aware tacos have no honour, right? Sheesh, this is just getting worse!
AHA! You are the dishonourable Jan Jansen of the Ferret Force Five, but with a burning obsession with tacos, not turnips! You dishonour yourself by mocking the sticks squarely lodged in the buttocks of both Paladins and Fighter/Cleric duals alike!
Soooo... Ferret Force Five or should I say Flee 'Fested Livers...
We meet at last.
Every good ferret adventuring band needs an arch-nemesis, a villian to keep them in business, so they say.
May I introduce myself as Anduin. The Gnome who wrote the book on creating ferret fur carpets, I do so love the feel of ferret fur underneath my decomposing toes...
MwahahahHAhahAhahHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAH ! ! ! !
*cough*
*Anduin hand's Nimran a piece of paper*
Here's my resume. The highlights include poisoning and maiming @Shandyr a few times and re-igniting the Cauli-Broccoli war, here and here... Let me know by the end of the week.
*Anduin steps back and puts on menacing voice again*
Until we meet again FLEABAGS!
*Anduin throws a small pellet and disappears behind a cloud of smoke*
pfft. We can do better than this small fry. Ignore him.
AHA! Figured you out at last! You're the 'too badass to worry about existentially meaningless concepts of what society labels as honourable' member of the Ferret Force... Tacusashi Tacomoto, the greatest Swordstaco that ever lived...
Well I was attempting to antagonize the gnome to make him mad AGAIN (Anduin did have a school girl crush on me that I pulverized, he still isn't over that) and prone for attack while he thinks that we are divided, allowing a swifter and easier take down.
But obviously I need to be replaced after being shown the door. Not only does that put you down a member, but takes out the only distraction you had to plant a well placed backstab to the gnome's gonads. Although he is undead, backstabbing won't do much because he is immune to such attacks.
Might as well leave unless an apology is forthcoming. Ferret Force Four ain't gonna stand a chance now.
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Oooh! Maybe you're the Coran of the Ferret Force Five! Dishonourable, but seductively so!
Nobody would want to be Saemon Havarian level of dishonour, especially with all the 'always gets away with it and has a powergamey build', right? Hmm...
You are aware tacos have no honour, right? Sheesh, this is just getting worse!
AHA! You are the dishonourable Jan Jansen of the Ferret Force Five, but with a burning obsession with tacos, not turnips! You dishonour yourself by mocking the sticks squarely lodged in the buttocks of both Paladins and Fighter/Cleric duals alike!
"Take that, ya taco hatin' scum!"
Couldn't resist!
You can all pop.
Maybe glue a tail on Rassad?
(FF5 if you don't like Roman numerals).
We meet at last.
Every good ferret adventuring band needs an arch-nemesis, a villian to keep them in business, so they say.
May I introduce myself as Anduin. The Gnome who wrote the book on creating ferret fur carpets, I do so love the feel of ferret fur underneath my decomposing toes...
MwahahahHAhahAhahHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAH ! ! ! !
*cough*
*Anduin hand's Nimran a piece of paper*
Here's my resume. The highlights include poisoning and maiming @Shandyr a few times and re-igniting the Cauli-Broccoli war, here and here... Let me know by the end of the week.
*Anduin steps back and puts on menacing voice again*
Until we meet again FLEABAGS!
*Anduin throws a small pellet and disappears behind a cloud of smoke*
...
*After the smoke clears he is still there.*
Ah... The exit is over here...
*Anduin walks off*
Also, we'll probably need to replace @deltago, who just left the Ferret Force Five.
Well I was attempting to antagonize the gnome to make him mad AGAIN (Anduin did have a school girl crush on me that I pulverized, he still isn't over that) and prone for attack while he thinks that we are divided, allowing a swifter and easier take down.
But obviously I need to be replaced after being shown the door. Not only does that put you down a member, but takes out the only distraction you had to plant a well placed backstab to the gnome's gonads. Although he is undead, backstabbing won't do much because he is immune to such attacks.
Might as well leave unless an apology is forthcoming. Ferret Force Four ain't gonna stand a chance now.
I'll take my fedora with me too, thank you.
MY PLANS WORKED PERFECTLY!
Looks like Anduin will have to wait while we regroup.