Personally, I would say daily servings of cattle would be more healthy for growing wyverns such as you and I, but they do go very well with s! [Because... cookies... and milk...]
*Looks towards the ground, moving a rock around with my foot*
But yeah, ferret s would be awful. I tried ferret before, and I must say, it wasn't really the best. For some reason, though, all my acquaintances think I'm a mad ferret eating machine! Guess it serves me right for devouring one of their kind, though it still seems unfair somehow...
Well, sorry for bugging you. I'll wait patiently for you to stop inconspicuously whispering away from me!
oh, sorry! i was just talking to the voice in my head! cows are great and all, but I assure you that our s are also very nutritional! a good mix of cattle and our s can go a long way to a healthy life! and they taste good, too! ferrets, on the other hand, are hard to catch and are awful! have you ever been backstabbed by a ferret. ooooooooohhhhh believe me, it hurts! it's not worth it man! YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE OVER THIS, DO YOU???!!!!!!!!!!!!
um.... anyway... we have Sensational Surprise Sugar Biscuits, ballin bruin chunks of joy, Maple Mayhem, Squeaky Penguin Puffs Flaming Hot Apple Crisps, and Chocolate Basilisk Crunch! hmm? uh huh, oh yes! the voice in my head also recommends you try Mango Guava Buttercrunch, Minty Blue Raspberry, and Green Apple Popcorn! we have them on special, and they are really underappreciated in our opinion.
I'll take a box of everything!... actually, wait, TWO boxes of everything! Going to share with my love, of course~
Also, about being back-stabbed by a ferret... well, one could underestimate my perception, I suppose. I live with the runaway daughter of a master ninja, I'm a rogue/bard with plenty of experience, and of course, as you should know for being a wyvern yourself, I have quite a keen sense of smell. Helps me detect people when they least expect it, whether they're invisible, an illusion, or perhaps even disguised...
*Shakes head*
But I'm getting carried away! Would 24 gold cut it, with 5 extra as a tip? I hope the market hasn't inflated again!
I'll be keeping your advice in mind, kind friend! After I'm done paying, I got to be off. I have to transport this painting over to a mummified gnome with a bloated ego... his hamstery henchman pays some fine gold for these things!
*into radio* command, he is not going to eat anymore ferrets. however, he is in league with the enemy! do i take the shot? oh yeah... and he wants 2 of each box by the way. if I hold back then you should send a drop on my location. yeah, you guys didn't give me any s!
excellent news! the s will be here in just a moment! here's a complimentary umbrella you might want to use. INCOMING!!! *boxes of s begin to rain from the sky, all landing on Ferret. maybe he should have kept the umbrella?*
C-Calm down! Everything will be alright! I'll rush you to the nearest doctor/cleric as soon as I possibly can! But first, let my just quickly lick your wounds...
ummm... I can explain the taste. you see... I attacked a farm so I could eat the cows... you know... like us wyverns do. however, you would be surprised how big my stomach is for a small body... so I ate all the tomatoes too. um... I hear they have a lingering taste in your blood in large quantities!
so... uh... could you do me a favor and put my wing in my pocket? i think I could get somebody to reattach it... I should probably get going then. losing a limb is very serious!
Allow me to administer this deadly poison to our esteemed Wyvern @ChildofBhaal599 who appears to be unarmed... Errm... Unwinged!
Did I just say poison!?!
Uhm... The poison should kill any harmful bacteria... So he will be fit and healthy when I take him to my surgery to be tortured until he reveals the secret location of the Ferret Five Mobile HQ.
Uhm... You just don't get practise talking to people living in a crypt... Everyone is dead boring...
*Sigh*
Haha! My little joke! I have sworn on the hypocritic oath never to hurt people... I am a hypocrite through and through and practise hypocrisy at all times. So allow me to assure you that I will bring him back to you with his head still attached to his body.
*meanwhile wubble ,who was performing aerial reconnaissance, seeing that a ferret was in danger leaped from the back of his griffon mount (who had kindly allowed him to ride it for a short while).*
Damned mummy! What's he doing here? Abort mission! I say again, ABORT!
*wubble pulls an alligator out of his pack and stands on it's back, surfing through the air. as he comes close to the ground he launches the alligator at @Anduin and uses @GreenWyvern to achieve a soft landing*
Bake me a cake, I'll be back for dessert.
*Together wubble and @ChildofBhaal599 flee the mummy and make their way back to ferret HQ*
Veteran swamper @Anduin is surprised when a trophy gator literally falls out of the sky. It's a catch too good to pass up, but if he can't reach the quarter sized kill spot it could be lights out for this gator hunter. Permanently.
*while all this action went on, Big Ferret actually emptied a box and began running away with it over his head as a disguise. @wubble actually took the decoy that he had placed as a distraction! action music could be heard the whole time as he ran until he hopefully got out of site!* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE
Magic is impressive. But now, Nimran leads! s for everyone!
@GreenWyvern while we are not allies, I would like to thank you for not eating the ferret pot pie. 'It's a noble gesture, even if only because ferrets don't taste very good. Have a .
As the mummified gnome and his newly enspelled friend disappear into the distance one of the forgotten cookie crates begins to rock gently. Slowly at first, as if tentative, the motion begins to increase to a near frenzy for several moments before the lid pops open and a gleaming blade flies free. The katana hovers for a brief time before turning toward Ferret HQ and speeding off.
Later, dusk begins to blanket the land in its shadowy embrace while the creatures of twilight venture forth with nose and paw to tentatively exam the remaining foreign objects. Eventually convinced the boxes are not a threat their efforts turn from examination to exploration as, one by one, the contents are revealed to hungry mouths.
@GreenWyvern while we are not allies, I would like to thank you for not eating the ferret pot pie. 'It's a noble gesture, even if only because ferrets don't taste very good. Have a .
Well, I would have to say that even if they were delectable, I would most likely hold myself back, thanks to all the ferret friends I have found on these forums!
Also, I don't recall when I was allied with Anduin... yes, I may have painted somewhat for him, but needless to say, @booinyoureyes financed each one quite well!
Also, I don't recall when I was allied with Anduin... yes, I may have painted somewhat for him, but needless to say, @booinyoureyes financed each one quite well!
Also, I don't recall when I was allied with Anduin... yes, I may have painted somewhat for him, but needless to say, @booinyoureyes financed each one quite well!
War profiteering at its worse!
Hey now, I'm not all bad! "War profiteer" is a bit harsh... I'd say more, ooooh, a good friend of both sides! I saved the ferret's life, but I also could have easily taken out Anduin behind his own back! Why would I harm potential customers those I have no quarrel with, right? Anyhow, you might want to visit me soon if you want the poison back, I know a guy who would pay some fine silver for this!
So... any updates on @wubble escaping, along with me tailing behind him?
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*Looks towards the ground, moving a rock around with my foot*
But yeah, ferret
Well, sorry for bugging you. I'll wait patiently for you to stop inconspicuously whispering away from me!
Dear Nimran,
Woah, you think I ate the pie? I guess this calls for a late "April Fools"!
~ Green
um.... anyway... we have Sensational Surprise Sugar Biscuits, ballin bruin chunks of joy, Maple Mayhem, Squeaky Penguin Puffs Flaming Hot Apple Crisps, and Chocolate Basilisk Crunch! hmm? uh huh, oh yes! the voice in my head also recommends you try Mango Guava Buttercrunch, Minty Blue Raspberry, and Green Apple Popcorn! we have them on special, and they are really underappreciated in our opinion.
Also, about being back-stabbed by a ferret... well, one could underestimate my perception, I suppose. I live with the runaway daughter of a master ninja, I'm a rogue/bard with plenty of experience, and of course, as you should know for being a wyvern yourself, I have quite a keen sense of smell. Helps me detect people when they least expect it, whether they're invisible, an illusion, or perhaps even disguised...
*Shakes head*
But I'm getting carried away! Would 24 gold cut it, with 5 extra as a tip? I hope the
I'll be keeping your advice in mind, kind friend! After I'm done paying, I got to be off. I have to transport this painting over to a mummified gnome with a bloated ego... his hamstery henchman pays some fine gold for these things!
*into radio* command, he is not going to eat anymore ferrets. however, he is in league with the enemy! do i take the shot? oh yeah... and he wants 2 of each box by the way. if I hold back then you should send a
*Balancing your knife on my nose*
Oh, and before you go, you might want this back! Sorry, I can get a bit impatient.
*hastily loads boxes of cookies into a ferret-a-pult*
Cookies incoming!
*Pushes the boxes away, helping the "small wyvern" up*
Are you alright, madam? Those
so... uh... could you do me a favor and put my wing in my pocket? i think I could get somebody to reattach it... I should probably get going then. losing a limb is very serious!
Ha-HAA!
I am a CLERIC ! ! !
Step aside my good @GreenWyvern !
Allow me to administer this deadly poison to our esteemed Wyvern @ChildofBhaal599 who appears to be unarmed... Errm... Unwinged!
Did I just say poison!?!
Uhm... The poison should kill any harmful bacteria... So he will be fit and healthy when I take him to my surgery to be tortured until he reveals the secret location of the Ferret Five Mobile HQ.
Uhm... You just don't get practise talking to people living in a crypt... Everyone is dead boring...
*Sigh*
Haha! My little joke! I have sworn on the hypocritic oath never to hurt people... I am a hypocrite through and through and practise hypocrisy at all times. So allow me to assure you that I will bring him back to you with his head still attached to his body.
Ha! Talked my way outta that! Am I still talking?
*cough*
Damned mummy! What's he doing here? Abort mission! I say again, ABORT!
*wubble pulls an alligator out of his pack and stands on it's back, surfing through the air. as he comes close to the ground he launches the alligator at @Anduin and uses @GreenWyvern to achieve a soft landing*
Bake me a cake, I'll be back for dessert.
*Together wubble and @ChildofBhaal599 flee the mummy and make their way back to ferret HQ*
Uh, not so fast now... yes, I do agree that Bhaal's disguise may be a bit lacking, but you seem to misunderstand something...
*Putting the poison in my backpack*
... I'm not on your side, here. Nor, am I on their side.
Ooophhhhbowch!
Grr, I'll need to use a health potion to recover those points... better follow that alligator riding guy so I can demand compensation!
*Flies after Wubble, leaving the poor, mauled gnome behind*
Veteran swamper @Anduin is surprised when a trophy gator literally falls out of the sky. It's a catch too good to pass up, but if he can't reach the quarter sized kill spot it could be lights out for this gator hunter. Permanently.
I think I'll go play some MGS for a while now
Magic is impressive. But now, Nimran leads!
@GreenWyvern while we are not allies, I would like to thank you for not eating the ferret pot pie. 'It's a noble gesture, even if only because ferrets don't taste very good. Have a
*Anduin looks around aghast as @greenwyvern and @childofbhaal599 heroically escape leaving him to be eaten by a large carnivorous reptile*
CURSES! ! !
*Anduin casts charm monster*
My green friend... Why do you allow yourself to be pushed out of planes by idiotic weasels!
Have you no backbone!
Join me... Join me and we can rule the galaxy together as 'gator and mum...mie.
*The 'gator grabs Anduin within his colossal jaws and tosses him onto his back, before galloping away at surprising speed*
Mwahahah!
...
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Where are we going?
Later, dusk begins to blanket the land in its shadowy embrace while the creatures of twilight venture forth with nose and paw to tentatively exam the remaining foreign objects. Eventually convinced the boxes are not a threat their efforts turn from examination to exploration as, one by one, the contents are revealed to hungry mouths.
Also, I don't recall when I was allied with Anduin... yes, I may have painted somewhat for him, but needless to say, @booinyoureyes financed each one quite well!
So... any updates on @wubble escaping, along with me tailing behind him?