The linked comic is in the middle of a storyline about Bucky Katt the Siamese vs. Fungo the Ferrett and his friends. There have been many, many Bucky vs. Fungo storylines over the years in this delightful comic.
Bucky not-so-affectionately calls Fungo and his friends "the weasels next door." Although, Fungo has a secret door into Bucky's apartment when he needs it, chewed from his closet to Bucky's, as the two units apparently have a shared wall.
Nothing can beat Maya Plisetskaya - a Russian ballet dancer, choreographer, ballet director, and actress, one of the greatest ballerinas of the 20th century.
I may not have ever had a ferret before in my life, but I like ferrets all the while. They are a weasel, a cousin of the skunk! (Pepe Le Pew!) I would love to be a part of this guild! Question is, who would like to play the games, instead of just merely chatting on the forums?
I may not have ever had a ferret before in my life, but I like ferrets all the while. They are a weasel, a cousin of the skunk! (Pepe Le Pew!) I would love to be a part of this guild! Question is, who would like to play the games, instead of just merely chatting on the forums?
There probably won't be many. Things like different time zones and real life business can get in the way. I for one barely have enough time to spend on this forum, let alone a multiplayer session.
Boss: Ferret... *into radio* commence the operation... *turns back* I raised you. I love you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my dancing championship... by your own hand. One must die, and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... the one who survives will inherit the title of boss. And the one who inherits the title of boss... will face an existence of endless dancing and battle. I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, eagles will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, bengoshi!
Ferret: Boss!
Boss: You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me!
Now the question is who shall win and inherit the title of Big Boss, leader of the ferret force five?
btw, totally found that because I just recently replayed MGS3. finally got 0 kills, 0 continues, 0 alerts, extreme. now I just need to do that skipping the cutscenes to reduce the time and go on a diet of no more than 20 meals throughout the game for foxhound rating, or should I say ferrethound?
Boss: Ferret... *into radio* commence the operation... *turns back* I raised you. I love you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my dancing championship... by your own hand. One must die, and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... the one who survives will inherit the title of boss. And the one who inherits the title of boss... will face an existence of endless dancing and battle. I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, eagles will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.
Ferret: Boss!
Boss: You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me!
Boss: Ferret... *into radio* commence the operation... *turns back* I raised you. I love you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my dancing championship... by your own hand. One must die, and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... the one who survives will inherit the title of boss. And the one who inherits the title of boss... will face an existence of endless dancing and battle. I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, eagles will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.
Ferret: Boss!
Boss: You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me!
Now the question is who shall win and inherit the title of Big Boss, leader of the ferret force five?
*arrogant sniff*
He looks like he was rejected by the Fighting Mongooses... The Real Snake Eaters!
Cuz, ya know, they eat snakes.
in survival, you eat what you must. Naked Ferret knows this! that is why he was chosen for this mission, deep into eagle territory. without him the world may have faced a nuclear catastrophy in the cold war at the claws of the eagles. he persevered, and now we must find which one of us is Naked Ferret (Big Boss) to give us a leader against this new threat of @anduin and his mummified gnomes.
I may not have ever had a ferret before in my life, but I like ferrets all the while. They are a weasel, a cousin of the skunk! (Pepe Le Pew!) I would love to be a part of this guild! Question is, who would like to play the games, instead of just merely chatting on the forums?
The thing is that would very likely not work out. It is a wonder that my multiplayer game is still going after all this time from the start of BG1 to now going to spellhold. A group of strangers meeting on a forum is extremely unlikely to go anywhere, especially a group meeting over some ferret special forces RP thingy that weren't looking for MP. luckily of my original 5 man group we only lost one, which happened to be the person that brought us all together. the rest of the starting group continued without him. we've also had one more along the way, but they hit problems and so we are back to the original 4 from the beginning.
i guess that's not all, though. i really just wouldn't want to start another game for something like this. wouldn't be much at all to hold such a group together, and I already have my duty to my current group. this should stay as forum shenanigans, though it would be interesting if somebody made an all ferret group of the ferret force five in game
I think it's time to wrap up this contest. In which case, @bengoshi is the winner! @deltago is a close second with his dance, which might end up being our theme song.
and thus @bengoshi has taken his rightful place leading the ferret force five and it's followers, the ferret legion!
Boss: Take this... keep it safe... It's our only hope... (gives the dancing championship, and a weapon)
@bengoshi : a patriot... why are you giving me this?
Boss: Bengoshi... or should I say... Ferret... You're a wonderful weasel (i had to look up what family ferrets belong to...) kill me... kill me now... do it... there's only room for one Boss... and one Ferret...
anyway... enough referencing. we await our orders!
SO, my ferret legion, I command: Go and search for @lolien! Not only I want to have scrambled eggs with mushrooms but also I fear for our poor fungi to be caught by the Chief inspector again!
A number of wyvern sightings and ferret disappearances have come to my attention lately. Soon it will no doubt be time for our leader to order the Ferret Force Five to take action! But first, we must gather solid intel on the situation. I've managed to acquire a specially designed chameleon suit sure to fool even the most intelligent of wyvern-kind. Behold:
I think I'll pass on this one being a ferret taco and everything. I think I am the most appetizing of the group.
Although @Lolien having a hint of mushroom flavouring may also have an unique and delicious taste. Depending if wyverns like mushrooms. To be cautious, it is in my opinion he sits out well.
My recommendation is to send someone who has experience of slipping in and out to gather Intel and @ChildofBhaal599 should don the suit and make haste.
If possible, he should attempt to show wyverns how to make delicious with thier oven instead, substituting beetles for chocolate chips to quell thier protein need.
*Fiddling around in my backpack, I turn my head towards the incredibly small wyvern*
Oh, hey! s? Well, I tend to lean more on the side of taffy... and I kinda', you know... don't... well...
Bah, ALRIGHT, you got me! I have an incurable weakness for Wyvern Scout s. What kinds do you have there? Chocolate basilisk crunch? Minty mountains? Double peanut butter layered? White chocolate chip macadamia nut s? No griffin raisin surprise though, I'm not even sure why those are stocked anymore, after the incident.
*Sniffs the air a bit*
... huh, weird, I keep smelling the scent of ferrets today.
... huh, weird, I keep smelling the scent of ferrets today.
They're always there, always watching. They're in your pipes, your dreams, and your nightmares. They've been behind you this whole time, lurking, ready to chunk you with a backstab on my command.-Stoat the Ferret Lord
*turns around and whispers into radio* "Guys... what flavors do we have? And don't tell me griffin raisin surprise either..."
ferrets, eh? i am not sure what that smells like. probably disgusting! i always hear they are stinky and taste awful! must be why they were never made into a ! our stuff is all delicious and ferret free for a good wyvern diet!
Griffin raisin surprise, no no, that was replaced by Sensational Surprise Sugar Biscuits, you also have some ballin bruin chunks of joy, Maple Mayhem, Squeaky Penguin Puffs and something called Flaming Hot Apple Crisps.
Hey, here's the sandwich I was looking for last week! Ehh, that doesn't smell right...
*rummages*
Ow! @bengoshi shouldn't leave all these spare katanas everywhere!
*rummages*
Ah! Here we go, several boxes. No labels.. Hmm... I'll just take a nibble.
*munch munch*
Mmm Mango Guava Buttercrunch... Minty Blue Raspberry... Green Apple Popcorn... Stale Pizza? Oh, wait, that IS stale pizza. Yech. Here we go, Chocolate Basilisk Crunch!
*grabs radio* "We have some Chocolate Basilisk Crunch. Also, see if you can sell the Mango Guava Buttercrunch, Minty Blue Raspberry, and Green Apple Popcorn. They just never sell for some reason."
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If you don't get the Bucky and Fungo reference, see here:
http://getfuzzy.wikia.com/wiki/Fungo_Squiggly
and here:
http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2014/06/08
The linked comic is in the middle of a storyline about Bucky Katt the Siamese vs. Fungo the Ferrett and his friends. There have been many, many Bucky vs. Fungo storylines over the years in this delightful comic.
Bucky not-so-affectionately calls Fungo and his friends "the weasels next door." Although, Fungo has a secret door into Bucky's apartment when he needs it, chewed from his closet to Bucky's, as the two units apparently have a shared wall.
Ferret: Boss!
Boss: You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Prove your loyalty! Face me!
credit to deviantart user RPakita
http://rpakita.deviantart.com/art/Metal-Gear-Ferret-Naked-Snake-459148964
Now the question is who shall win and inherit the title of Big Boss, leader of the ferret force five?
btw, totally found that because I just recently replayed MGS3. finally got 0 kills, 0 continues, 0 alerts, extreme. now I just need to do that skipping the cutscenes to reduce the time and go on a diet of no more than 20 meals throughout the game for foxhound rating, or should I say ferrethound?
He looks like he was rejected by the Fighting Mongooses... The Real Snake Eaters!
Cuz, ya know, they eat snakes.
i guess that's not all, though. i really just wouldn't want to start another game for something like this. wouldn't be much at all to hold such a group together, and I already have my duty to my current group. this should stay as forum shenanigans, though it would be interesting if somebody made an all ferret group of the ferret force five in game
Everyone did well, way to go, team!
Boss: Take this... keep it safe... It's our only hope... (gives the dancing championship, and a weapon)
@bengoshi : a patriot... why are you giving me this?
Boss: Bengoshi... or should I say... Ferret... You're a wonderful weasel (i had to look up what family ferrets belong to...) kill me... kill me now... do it... there's only room for one Boss... and one Ferret...
anyway... enough referencing. we await our orders!
Go for the cookies, ferrets, GO FOR THE COOKIES!
Evidence - he now gives
http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/comment/626165/#Comment_626165
So, who's up for infiltrating a wyvern lair?
Although @Lolien having a hint of mushroom flavouring may also have an unique and delicious taste. Depending if wyverns like mushrooms. To be cautious, it is in my opinion he sits out well.
My recommendation is to send someone who has experience of slipping in and out to gather Intel and @ChildofBhaal599 should don the suit and make haste.
If possible, he should attempt to show wyverns how to make delicious
Good luck.
*Dons camoflage and approaches @greenwyvern *
excuse me, sir! would you like to buy some wyvern scout
Oh, hey!
Bah, ALRIGHT, you got me! I have an incurable weakness for Wyvern Scout
*Sniffs the air a bit*
... huh, weird, I keep smelling the scent of ferrets today.
P.s.-How was the pie? Did it...satisfy?
*turns around and whispers into radio* "Guys... what flavors do we have? And don't tell me griffin raisin surprise either..."
ferrets, eh? i am not sure what that smells like. probably disgusting! i always hear they are stinky and taste awful! must be why they were never made into a
*rummages through supply closet for cookies*
Hey, here's the sandwich I was looking for last week! Ehh, that doesn't smell right...
*rummages*
Ow! @bengoshi shouldn't leave all these spare katanas everywhere!
*rummages*
Ah! Here we go, several boxes. No labels.. Hmm... I'll just take a nibble.
*munch munch*
Mmm Mango Guava Buttercrunch... Minty Blue Raspberry... Green Apple Popcorn... Stale Pizza? Oh, wait, that IS stale pizza. Yech. Here we go, Chocolate Basilisk Crunch!
*grabs radio* "We have some Chocolate Basilisk Crunch. Also, see if you can sell the Mango Guava Buttercrunch, Minty Blue Raspberry, and Green Apple Popcorn. They just never sell for some reason."