Yes! Undead nemesis. This is totally what I've been training for! And my mum laughed when I told her I, a ferret, was going to become a paladin. Now who's laughing you blathering old bat?! haha! That's right, I am!
I've been hoarding protection from undead scrolls for ages now. Finally, a chance to use them. Well, that seems a bit unsportsmanlike really. Hmm... almost like cheating, and paladins aren't allowed to cheat really. Dang, now that I think about it I probably shouldn't use the things... I'll just leave them here on the shelf in my highly secret cave of holiness - warded against undead, dragons, and traveling salesbeasts.
Maybe we should recruit a myconid into the team, one of the rare Fungal Ferrets of Faerun. No undead gnome overlord maniac can stand against the fungal might of Ferret Force Four-Shroom!
HaHA! Naughty spawn of cauliflower, you cannot tempt such an honorable Ferret with such a foul source of evil! deltaco will never betray his own kin, especially since I apologize sincerely for my previous treatment of him. @deltago, will you forgive me and rejoin the Ferret Force Five?
I'll join if deltago is too busy, It's time I stopped killing ferrets in the story threads anyway My resume: I am capable of performing microsurgery on ferrets
I'm also capable of preparing space weevil for ferrets to eat.
HaHA! Naughty spawn of cauliflower, you cannot tempt such an honorable Ferret with such a foul source of evil! deltaco will never betray his own kin, especially since I apologize sincerely for my previous treatment of him. @deltago, will you forgive me and rejoin the Ferret Force Five?
*wanders back in, arms laden with packages* Did I miss anything? I went out for supplies. Let's see I have holy water, silver daggers, wooden stakes, strawberries, scones, holy hand grenades, a slightly used holy toothpick, three spiritual hammers (with permanency), a bag of cheetos, three bits of lint, some string, an old orange peel, and this nifty bit of shiny foil I found. See how it sparkles!
Oh, and I brought a DVD with all the episodes of Doomsday Preppers I could find. So, has anyone invented a magical DVD player in the realms yet? Hmm... we'll have to find a friendly Gondsman, or perhaps a tinker gnome on vacation from Krynn. No, wait, scratch that last one. Gnomes are not to be trusted!
Now we just need a plan! Which of us is the ferret mastermind?
As the Ferret Lord, I cannot participate in any position of leadership among the Ferret Force Five. Therefore, it will fall to the ferreteers to decide who shall lead.
i present to you my dance of choice: the shepard shuffle! btw, so hard for me to find the original one anymore. in ME2 it just looks like Shepard realized he sucks at dancing so just moves his legs a little, and ME3 tried too hard to make fun of it in the citadel DLC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2AMKw-1_M
Pfft. They are doing the cookie dance. Hands up, hands down and the swirl around.
Seriously Anduin, this mimicking and school girl crish of me needs to stop. At first it was.cute, but it is going into stalking situation. A restraining order maybe forthcoming.
Pfft. They are doing the cookie dance. Hands up, hands down and the swirl around.
Seriously Anduin, this mimicking and school girl crish of me needs to stop. At first it was.cute, but it is going into stalking situation. A restraining order maybe forthcoming.
I just watched "Guardians of the Galaxy", featuring Rocket the Raccoon, so I rather wish this topic were about raccoons instead. I might get into it if there were a connection.
As it stands, my only connection to ferrets is "Fungo" from "Get Fuzzy".
I can see the appeal of the little weasels, at least. Not so much that I'm going to be able to participate much in this new "ferret fad" on the forums, though. Oh, well.
I just watched "Guardians of the Galaxy", featuring Rocket the Raccoon, so I rather wish this topic were about raccoons instead. I might get into it if there were a connection.
It's a little known fact that raccoons were the prototype for ferrets. Too many personality issues though, so the model was eventually refined to the perfection of the true ferret. Still, any truly effective ferret force has to have allies, so we might work with raccoon mercs on occasion. You'd have to petition the Ferret Lord for an alliance. Be sure to bring shiny objects and cookie baking materials if you hope to have any chance.
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I've been hoarding protection from undead scrolls for ages now. Finally, a chance to use them. Well, that seems a bit unsportsmanlike really. Hmm... almost like cheating, and paladins aren't allowed to cheat really. Dang, now that I think about it I probably shouldn't use the things... I'll just leave them here on the shelf in my highly secret cave of holiness - warded against undead, dragons, and traveling salesbeasts.
Maybe we should recruit a myconid into the team, one of the rare Fungal Ferrets of Faerun. No undead gnome overlord maniac can stand against the fungal might of Ferret Force Four-Shroom!
*Anduin hides his face behind his cape in a villainous manner*
@deltago My sympathies for being so badly treated... Have this nutritional snack...
Now... How would you like to get your own back? Hmmm. I have pretty proposal.
JOIN ME AT MY SIDE AND TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE EMPIRE AS FATHER AND FERRET!
Don't underestimate the power of the dark cookie...
My resume:
I am capable of performing microsurgery on ferrets
I'm also capable of preparing space weevil for ferrets to eat.
that's about it really.
You will learn... YOU WILL LEARN!
*starts nibbling on califlower*
Oh, and I brought a DVD with all the episodes of Doomsday Preppers I could find. So, has anyone invented a magical DVD player in the realms yet? Hmm... we'll have to find a friendly Gondsman, or perhaps a tinker gnome on vacation from Krynn. No, wait, scratch that last one. Gnomes are not to be trusted!
I know, dance contest!!
The hamsters think they are all that with the dancing, but anyone who has ever seen a ferret disco knows who the real champions are.
Not me, but a suitable replacement as I have a bad knee from taking an, well you know...
I will Dance you to DANCEMAGGEDDON!
*cough*
We will freeze the dance floor (never been fond of burning things, you see)
Watch and be awed into insignificance...
Seriously Anduin, this mimicking and school girl crish of me needs to stop. At first it was.cute, but it is going into stalking situation. A restraining order maybe forthcoming.
VICTORY IS MMMMMIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!
As it stands, my only connection to ferrets is "Fungo" from "Get Fuzzy".
I can see the appeal of the little weasels, at least. Not so much that I'm going to be able to participate much in this new "ferret fad" on the forums, though. Oh, well.