OOC: deadly mosquitos... it is good Eldoth will soon arrive (as soon as two more of you kick the bucket... any minute now.) Then the flirting shall begin.
OOC someone should add stirges to BG... just imagine, you enter a cave expecting it to be empty and having healing potions inside and instead of inoffensive bats you find a bunch of stirges
Below, Minsc felt a need to cry out, "Go for the eyes, Boo!" If only he were not so huge, he would be up there, doing heroical deeds and smiting evil as it reared its evil-ugly-evil head! But here, he had to wait for evil to dare to rise above the steenking den, so that he could apply boot to butt in liberal measure.
Minsc leaps to peek into the hole, just so that he can make evil aware of his handsome face. It was, of course, the face that the ladies love. It was also the face that sent evil shrieking in fear. At least, most evil. Some evil, however, did not. For that evil, he had Sword. And Boot. And Boo. A terrible combination (for the evil, that is).
Probably not a good idea, given he's standing on a top step with nothing beneath it... And it's hard to tell if it belonged to the warrior. You'd have to work it free of the nest first.
Nope, no more stirges. Only some eggs that you smash. The leather pouch is old, worn and cracked, so it's unlikely that it belonged to the warrior in the basement. Inside is a plain gold ring.
Tamoko pulls out the dubious romance book she was given earlier and heads towards Edwin. "In this paragraph the mage casts, to his misfortune, Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting on a certain portion of his anatomy...does this happen to most mages when confronted with busty wenches?"
OOC: And of course I missed all the fun! Wellllll, I'm on my week long vacation starting today so I probably won't miss anymore! Prepare for super snideness equaling and exceeding Edwin's.
Tenser's Giant Inflation or "Bigby's Pleasurable Fist". Someone once speculated pregnancy was assured if you cast "Potent Strike" on a certain portion of one's anatomy.
Tamoko, bored by Edwin's drooling over the illustration of the busty wench, closes the tome and replaces it once again in her satchel (pack, whatever). Turning to Edwin once again, she says, "Edwin, mind if I peruse the scroll you just hid away? I thought I understood a word or two of it."
DM: If you ever read the Independent Fantasy Comic "Ironwood", there is a mage who casts a spell meant to create many heads on his, um, little head, to take on a roomful of women at once.
Tamoko is tempted to cast detect evil on Edwin and blind him by her evil, evil...evilness. The temptation passes swiftly as she snags the scroll from his hands.
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Kivan is going on my list!
"In this paragraph the mage casts, to his misfortune, Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting on a certain portion of his anatomy...does this happen to most mages when confronted with busty wenches?"
Tamoko, bored by Edwin's drooling over the illustration of the busty wench, closes the tome and replaces it once again in her satchel (pack, whatever). Turning to Edwin once again, she says, "Edwin, mind if I peruse the scroll you just hid away? I thought I understood a word or two of it."
"Be my guest, if you keep your cat away from me, and that is no metaphor."