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The Roleplaying Challenge Continues! The Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh

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  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Are there any scorch marks on his hand or around the stone? If there aren't I will try picking it up.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Nope. No scorch marks there- just on the walls of the room and on/in the book. Oh, and the book on the table is "Ye Secret of Ye Philosopher's Stone". No author is listed.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Well I'll take the stone an ye book on philosophy and add them to our treasure haul. And then head for the cellar.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    I just thought of this. If you ever get around to burying Kivan, he would like to be buried with that Illustrated Book of Erotic Poetry.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Awong124 said:

    I just thought of this. If you ever get around to burying Kivan, he would like to be buried with that Illustrated Book of Erotic Poetry.

    It's a good job he wasn't reading it when he died or rigor mortis might have set in then we'd never have been able to get the coffin lid down.

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Permidion_Stark So you'd have had to make a tiny hollow in the top... ;)
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    LadyRhian said:

    @Permidion_Stark So you'd have had to make a tiny hollow in the top... ;)

    Poor Kivan. Tent-poling through eternity.

  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    And Eldoth is so crooked, he could screw himself into the ground like a corkscrew! ;)
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    OOC I miss those guys. They made me laugh. Can't wait to see who they come back as next.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642

    LadyRhian said:

    @Permidion_Stark So you'd have had to make a tiny hollow in the top... ;)

    Poor Kivan. Tent-poling through eternity.

    I wouldn't say "poor Kivan". That would be his dying wish, to have an eternal boner.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Awong124 said:

    LadyRhian said:

    @Permidion_Stark So you'd have had to make a tiny hollow in the top... ;)

    Poor Kivan. Tent-poling through eternity.

    I wouldn't say "poor Kivan". That would be his dying wish, to have an eternal boner.
    Let's hope he doesn't bump into any of his relatives in the afterlife then. "Hi grandma, it's great to see you again."
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
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  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Awong124 LOL! Gives new meaning to "Sticking it to the man!" ;)
  • MyvalMyval Member Posts: 127
    OOC *Snickers*

    Branwen glances down at the dower mage's words. He seemed positively depressive. Much like he had already given up. One would have to wonder why he was even here. She nodded when the halfing knight told her about her new companion. He did seemed a little... touched.

    She glanced around, and finding nothing of interest to her, waited for the rest of the group, to decide where to go to next. Perhaps they would be able to find the root of what ever troubles this place.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Alora agrees with Branwen. They should go explore some more. Let's go into the cellar and see what is there.
  • EvinfuiltEvinfuilt Member Posts: 505
    edited September 2012
    LadyRhian said:

    And Eldoth is so crooked, he could screw himself into the ground like a corkscrew! ;)

    Ouch, that hurts...

    OOC I miss those guys. They made me laugh. Can't wait to see who they come back as next.

    I have my next char chosen, and I won't be evil this time. Well, at level 1 I won't be, maybe at 14 ;)
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    After some searching, and some help from Xan, you find two secret doors. One to the north leads back to the room you found earlier with the dead body and the box filled with Rot grubs that looks like boilng garbage.

    Quickly backing away from the grubs, you find another secret door leading to the south. This one opens on a set of stairs leading down 5' to a landing, then heading east for another 20'. The area around you looks like natural cavern, and there is a keg standing on its end, as if someone merely set it down and would pick it back up later.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    I'll approach the keg cautiously. I'll tap the side to see if it is hollow. But I expect to find that it is a barrel full of monkeys ...
  • DelvarianDelvarian Member Posts: 1,232

    I'm not going to open the book. I'll just give it to Xan. Though I doubt he is clever enough to use it. He's nowhere near as clever as Edwin was.

    LadyRhian said:

    DM: Not clever enough to avoid being killed, though. ;)

    Even dead Edwin gets no respect lol
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    Delvarian said:

    I'm not going to open the book. I'll just give it to Xan. Though I doubt he is clever enough to use it. He's nowhere near as clever as Edwin was.

    LadyRhian said:

    DM: Not clever enough to avoid being killed, though. ;)

    Even dead Edwin gets no respect lol
    Alora still thinks you are the smartest guy in the world. She really needs to get out more.

  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    edited September 2012
    I'd like to come back as my version of horny Kivan again, but if people are bored of him I have an alternative in mind.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Awong124 Dead Below the waist Kivan?
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Permidion_Stark The keg is full, of a liquid, by the sound of it.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    Paraplegic Kivan? Or eunuch Kivan? I think that would just be a tragedy better left alone. The ladies of the realm would all commit suicide in despair.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Actually, Horny Kivan would be interesting in Ravenloft...
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    I'll leave the keg for the moment and look round the cavern for secret passages and the like. I'll ask Minsc to guard the door in case whoever left the keg comes back.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    OOC How about Kivan wearing the belt of Masculinity/Femininity.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    There are two exits to the cavern: one due south, the other to the east.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    edited September 2012

    OOC How about Kivan wearing the belt of Masculinity/Femininity.

    Then there would be some hot lesbian action.

    I'll go back to horny Kivan in Ravenloft, but if I get the chance to come back in Saltmarsh I'll use my alternative.
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