Dee Loses His Marbles
Come lose your marbles with me!
After months of working with precious little sleep (more on that in another thread), I think I'm finally starting to crack. I figure, why not spill my brains out all over the keyboard for the community to see?
Full disclosure: If I say anything in this thread that pertains to Beamdog, Siege of Dragonspear, or anything remotely relevant to Beamdog's games, it is a lie or a joke. Ready to jump into the gelatinous cube-filled swimming pool that is my mindscape? Prepare your Ego Whips.
Here's how this thread is going to work. I'm going to say something totally bonkers and weird. Then you say something totally bonkers and weird. Maybe it's related to the day you're having, maybe it's just something that popped into your head that you feel the need to post. Keep to the site rules: PG-13, no personal attacks, and be excellent to each other.
I'll start things off:
Release notes for Beamdog game updates are the bane of my existence. The only reason I still do them is that secretly I'm hoping someone will discover the hidden messages I've encoded into them and find the novel I've been quietly writing one paragraph at a time. Then I'll be famous.
After months of working with precious little sleep (more on that in another thread), I think I'm finally starting to crack. I figure, why not spill my brains out all over the keyboard for the community to see?
Full disclosure: If I say anything in this thread that pertains to Beamdog, Siege of Dragonspear, or anything remotely relevant to Beamdog's games, it is a lie or a joke. Ready to jump into the gelatinous cube-filled swimming pool that is my mindscape? Prepare your Ego Whips.
Here's how this thread is going to work. I'm going to say something totally bonkers and weird. Then you say something totally bonkers and weird. Maybe it's related to the day you're having, maybe it's just something that popped into your head that you feel the need to post. Keep to the site rules: PG-13, no personal attacks, and be excellent to each other.
I'll start things off:
Release notes for Beamdog game updates are the bane of my existence. The only reason I still do them is that secretly I'm hoping someone will discover the hidden messages I've encoded into them and find the novel I've been quietly writing one paragraph at a time. Then I'll be famous.
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OMG... rearranging the letters in @Shandyr 's post makes a super secret hidden message of:
"EWW, WE MUST BEHAVE OR I'LL THINK A TALLER PERSON WILL DO SOME VOODOO HERE. TRUST ME AND SHH. SORRY"
It is why it took so long to respond.
Two hours attempting to come up with something coherent for a losing your marbles topic. True sign of craziness there.
Dee had marbles at one point?
Also, @booinyoureyes made a crappy picture, what i try to baldurize now for hours now. Without too much progression.
I was the same with the word "voilà". I didn't connect "voy-la" with "wa-la" until I saw the movie Tron after reading the book.
Get out of my head. Now.
All three of you.
When we were buying our current car, we went to the Toyota dealership, and they had to run our credit to see what we would qualify for. Ever since then, my credit report has listed my current occupation as "Technical Writer - Beam Bog Ins."
I have no idea who that is. Maybe they sell insurance on houses built on top of swamps. But apparently they care a lot about documentation, because they have yet to release me.
But I'm not sure if he'd want me posting it here.
http://img07.deviantart.net/acb8/i/2010/365/5/8/lost_marbles_by_cpagan415-d363x5s.jpg
True story.
Also (totally true story): A strange lump that has been in my right eyelid for the past 5 or so months just fell off today. Good riddance, says I! That thing (whatever it was) was driving me nuts! Seriously... it was going vroom-vroom with mah acorns!
I would like to contribute to Dee losing her marbles by once again reminding her of this(I will never stop doing this, Lord Wombat, so get used to expecting it when you least expect it!):
L.F. Ant
Singing off!
LAlalalaLALAAAAAAAAAAA....
(Do you regret making this thread accessible to me yet?)